“Struggling in the polls and charged with running a lackluster presidential campaign, Donald Trump faced reporters on Thursday for an hour-long press conference that swiftly descended into a familiar mess of freewheeling invective, outlandish claims and outright lies,”
Imagine.
Be me,
Journalist
It’s election season, so busy asf
Trump says he’s got a big announcement
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Go to Florida
Trump plays a mix tape of his okayest hits, claims to have protected Hillary, and that’s it.
Wait, that’s it?