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The GOP has decided it hasn't yet sunk low enough. Some Republicans are showing up at GOP events with a plastic cup marked "JD Vance Full Family Kit." The "joke" is that the cup contains his sperm to help childless families in need of IVF.
It's time to kick all these hateful people back into whatever dark hole Trump pulled them. We don't need a win in November; we need a #BlueWave so profound it shames and destroys the MAGA movement.
Every election. Every race. Every Democrat. #VoteBlue
Cletus: I gots a great idea. Let’s sell little jars with JD Vance’s photo on them and tell people that it’s his semen.
Barney: Oh yes! And sell them in different flavours.
Jed: Of course regular cum tastes terrible. My cousin’s spank has an aftertaste.
Cletus: Wat?
Barney: Maybe pineapple or banana?
Jed: I was thinking vanilla.
Cletus: Wat? It’s not to drink, you dumbasses.
Barney: Ah, just gargle then.
Jed: Don’t see the point of just gargling JD’s baby batter to own the Libs. Ya gots to commit!
Cletus: Hmmmm. Boys, get my two dozen of them little jars and a catalogue on soft furnishings.