• slickgoat@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Cletus: I gots a great idea. Let’s sell little jars with JD Vance’s photo on them and tell people that it’s his semen.

    Barney: Oh yes! And sell them in different flavours.

    Jed: Of course regular cum tastes terrible. My cousin’s spank has an aftertaste.

    Cletus: Wat?

    Barney: Maybe pineapple or banana?

    Jed: I was thinking vanilla.

    Cletus: Wat? It’s not to drink, you dumbasses.

    Barney: Ah, just gargle then.

    Jed: Don’t see the point of just gargling JD’s baby batter to own the Libs. Ya gots to commit!

    Cletus: Hmmmm. Boys, get my two dozen of them little jars and a catalogue on soft furnishings.