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adr1an@programming.devM to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago

Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?

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Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?

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adr1an@programming.devM to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago
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A humorous exploration of the uncanny resemblance between AI company logos and human anatomy. Discover why circular, gradient-based designs dominate the AI industry, and what this design convergence tells us about branding in tech.

cross-posted from: https://szmer.info/post/6806162

So, which butthole did you pull your code, copy, or image from today? 🙂

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    Because they are mostly circles, and the author is anally fixated.

    • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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      exactly, Claude’s is the only one that remotely resembles one, the others are just radially symmetric. Does the author also think flowers are buttholes? Stars, planets, camera apertures, vortices are all buttholes.

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        You’re a butthole

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      I so many of my colleagues loved this show. I couldn’t watch it because it was just too real and triggered me hard.

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    do all circles look like buttholes to you?

    • Comment105@lemm.ee
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      Yes, and all tall and long things are penises.

      I personally thought they were generally surrounding the singularity. But that might be because I’m a little bit interested in AI, while this journalist is more interested in sphincters.

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    because ai is shit and shit comes out through buttholes

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      AI is amazing. It can detect cancer. Find new chemical composites for undiscovered medicine. It can solve unsolved problems in astronomy. It optimizes logistics and productions in ways that discriminative algorithms would never be able to.

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    Cause they are full of backdoors.

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    Literary genius. Thank you to the author for writing this entertaining piece. Plus, while tongue in cheek, there are some very true observations about corporate branding becoming bland and uncreative. Definitely involve some element of adolescent feedback in your focus group.

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      They were streets ahead in their logo design…

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      E Pluribus Anus

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      They’re this close to the chaos symbol.

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    E Pluribus Anus

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    Butt jokes aside, I think all these are trying to compete to be the symbol that eventually represents the Singularity, or some shit.

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    “Sometimes, a balloon knot is just a balloon knot.” Emrys Freud, Sigmund’s duller brother.

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    Who wants to form an AI company with me called UranusAI, and we woud have a very Goatse-looking logo.

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    Seek counseling.

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      what a lovely specimen of tissue paper skin!

      hold back your remarks folks, this one looks like it might piss itself if you mention AI.

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    Every booty-hole is as unique and different as a snowflake. Truly a wonder of nature.

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    What a silly take. You could just as well say they look like flowers.

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      If you read the article, the Claude logo is straight up the butthole from Breakfast of Champions.

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        All the others are not very butthole-ish, though.

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          The ChatGPT logo looks exactly like Megatron’s butthole in Atlanta.

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      Buttholes are funnier, though.

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