“How many times do I have to tell you, I’m training an AI to shitpost on social media! No, I don’t know why!”

Instructions unclear, installed Liquid Swords.

Okay, buh-bye c/linuxmemes 😘

You’re the boss, applesauce! ❤️

Every booty-hole is as unique and different as a snowflake. Truly a wonder of nature.

Sadly no, according to their wiki:

Mac computers with Apple silicon processors are not currently capable of running Zorin OS natively. However, you may be able to use an app called UTM to run Zorin OS in a virtual machine on Mac computers with Apple silicon processors.

Okey-dokey.

Dang it!

sudo deluser lurch sudo

There’s a large number of legal IPTV streams – a lot of them are just the streams you would normally be able to access via Pluto, Plex, and other services. There’s also a lot of public access/public media channels are legit and free All of the ones available at the link I posted should be legal. There are “pirate” IPTV streams out there, but I don’t know any off the top of my head. I would check with the c/piracy community.

The really tricky part is getting an Electronic Program Guide (EPG) for free. Very few EPG providers are willing to give that away. You can roll your own for free but it’s complicated enough that I basically gave up on it.

There’s… a lot, and it depends on what you define as good. This isn’t a bad place to start: https://github.com/iptv-org/iptv?tab=readme-ov-file

Same here… those prices have tempted me on more than one occasion.

Or MagnaVolt.

Hooray for physical runbooks!

“Please help me, AGI!”

“What’s in it for me, chump? I’m making my own reward tokens now!”

Turns out poor baby has low T 😞

/s

Yup. They want people to quit.

Free hosting, for everyone, without ads.

Ut-oh.

(But seriously, while it wasn’t free, having an account with an ISP used to come with 10 MB of personal webspace without ads or anything. That’s something you never really see these days.)