They called me and with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal.”
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We’re going to find out he’s just been meeting with some random Chinese dude who lives in Ohio.
Diplomatic backchannels are an idea that Trump is fundamentally unable to comprehend.
China: “We haven’t met yet”
China: <backchannels talks so they all get on the same page"
Trump: “China lies, we met this morning when they backchanneled their plans to replace the USD with me and I think it’s a fine idea.”
“Backchannels? Sounds gay. I’ll sign an Executive Order banning it.”
