They called me and with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal.”

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    2 months ago

    We’re going to find out he’s just been meeting with some random Chinese dude who lives in Ohio.