• ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com
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    1 month ago

    Recently, the U.S. attorney in New Jersey (Trump’s former personal attorney Alina Habba) launched an investigation into the state of New Jersey for its alleged “obstruction” of Trump’s deportation agenda.

    Alina Habba is a federal prosecutor now?

    Alina Habba who said, “Somebody said to me ‘Alina, would you rather be smart or pretty?’ and I said ‘Oh easy, pretty… I can fake being smart’."?

    Alina Habba, who has never been a prosecutor before? That Alina Habba is now the chief federal prosecutor and law enforcement official in New Jersey?

    The one in Trump’s losing $500 million civil fraud case who didn’t even seem to know the federal rules of evidence, and whose only skill at the trial seemed to be completely undermining herself and her case?

    Jesus christ.

  • The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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    1 month ago

    I went on two dates with a data analyst from the DoJ in 2021. On the second date, when she went full mask off Nazi, I realized

    1. America is VERY cooked
    2. Our ancestors really had to work hard to find suitable partners. These days with dating apps you can review a person’s resume and get some idea if you’re compatible before you find out if their butt is nice, but our ancestors were just out in public, looking at butts, and THEN asking for credentials