Rep. Tom Emmer dropped his bid for speaker of the House of Representatives, just hours after he secured the nomination, with former President Donald Trump and dozens of Republican lawmakers expressing opposition to his candidacy.
The Brits thought they were clever by comparing Liz Truss to a head of lettuce, we now have Republican Leaders who don’t last as long as a loaf of bread.
Forget a loaf of bread, he didn’t even outlast a tray of cashew chicken put out by a shady Chinese buffet one health code violation away from permanent closure!
The Brits thought they were clever by comparing Liz Truss to a head of lettuce, we now have Republican Leaders who don’t last as long as a loaf of bread.
He lasted about a hundredth as long as Scaramucci (for our European audience, that’s equivalent to one centiscaramucci).
Planck length Scaramucci I reckon.
The word you’re looking for is “reckon.” “Recon” is an abbreviation for reconnaissance.
Sure, I’ll fix that to make people like you happy.
That person politely corrected you and you acted like they were an asshole.
Wat?
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So the reason I change it is so a ton of idiots don’t show up to say the same thing. Next time I’ll just change it.
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He lasted only about 0.004 Truss’s
This is the only acceptable measurement of time.
I think we need to start comparing to “ice cream cone on a summer day” to make it more sporting
Forget a loaf of bread, he didn’t even outlast a tray of cashew chicken put out by a shady Chinese buffet one health code violation away from permanent closure!
This is so many restaurants in Springfield, MO. Our weird local cashew chicken is a travesty.
I can already taste the food poisoning and explosive diarrhea!
Emmer didn’t last as long as sliced avocado
The flavor in hubba Bubba lasts longer