Trailblazing Braille Taser

Sorry to be crass, but fuck that. Is anyone excited about the generic geriatric white male candidate? Tons of people love AOC and Bernie, too, for that matter. I think we need a candidate that actually inspires people. Someone that people want to vote for, volunteer for, canvas for, etc. Maybe I’m just a dreamer, though.

… hoping to work in their place for free

Did you tell him about fuzzers yet?

It doesn’t make as good of a meme, but I think a better analog would be a house that looks fine on the outside, but is completely absurd on closer inspection. Like, random plumbing, 90% of which is unused. Five bedrooms and zero bathrooms. A basement door with no stairs behind it.

No, it’s JS

I don’t do much frontend work these days, but years ago, it felt like the defining feature of Bootstrap was the 12-column layout. Sure, it had fun buttons and other components, but the ability to trivially define multi-column layout without ripping your hair out was its raison d’être.

Now that we have flexbox, I’m not sure anyone needs Bootstrap.

Yeah, exactly. I don’t get it.

You can’t do incremental builds with just. I don’t see how it’s a replacement?

I thought flies use ZZ for the onomatopoeia

Thank you for honoring the ancient memes. I pray that Katy, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, accepts this offering.

This stupid antique computer is the reason my iOS keyboard autocorrects “emacs” to “eMacs”

Is this a joke about bugs?

HyperCard was created by Bill Atkinson following an LSD trip.[11]

🤯

If you’re writing a lot of shell scripts and checking them with Shellcheck, and you’re still convinced that it’s totally safe… I tip my hat to you.

Correct! I made a number of other mistakes (edited away now due to shame), but that’s the one I made on purpose.

I imagine this would still lead to a never ending stream of subtle logic errors.

from bossland import billysbool, billysand
from geography import latlong
import telephony

def send_missile_alert(missiles_incoming: billysbool, is_drill: billysbool, target: latlong):
  if billysand(missiles_incoming, not is_drill):
    for phone in telephony.get_all_residents(target):
      phone.send_alert("Missiles are inbound to your location")

Can you spot the bug?

The thing that trips me up, as a dinosaur, is whether “swipe left” refers to the direction your hand moves or the direction that the viewport is traveling. If I scroll by moving my finger to the left, now I’m looking at stuff that was previously on my right.

Take a look at all the struct definition. It’s a pure virtual method of 🍴 with a bunch of overrides in the structs that inherit from 🍴.

Dats a goose

Maybe the procedure would fix whatever’s wrong with their brains. Like, maybe Trump would slowly regain the ability to form complete sentences. I’m imagining a Flowers for Algernon situation where he wakes up one day, reads his own Wikipedia page, and is briefly ashamed before the non-neural parts of his body crap out.