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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 days ago

if vibe coders built houses

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if vibe coders built houses

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 days ago
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  • Lime66@lemmy.world
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    Inaccurate. That house has decent structural integrity despite being a cruel joke made by the architect, vibe code could never

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      Locks probably work too.

  • davad@lemmy.world
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    Hmm, I dunno if that’s a fair comparison. That house might be structurally sound and just look weird.

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      A vibe coder’s house equivalently would have collapsed on the person who purchased it as soon as the closed the door behind them.

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    Does it stay up? Yes.

    Can you sleep in it? Technically

    Does it have running electricity and water? (Optional anyway)

    Another big win for vibe coders. Pack it up, we’re taking the W home.

  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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    Groverhaus is a vibe coder built house. Load bearing drywall.

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    If this house took 2 days to build and costs 5k, I’ll take it.

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    I’m sure the owner’s laptop has Windows on it, too.

    I’ll see myself out…

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    This looks like a real house and I’m pretty sure it’s not built by a vibe coder so I call shenanigans.

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    Talking to my structural engineer friend about the way we build software makes him sad every time. And I’m not even talking about vibe coding. Yet.

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      http://www.stilldrinking.org/programming-sucks

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        You absolutely can regex (some) html if you sanitize and maybe convert it beforehand.

        Btw, why are parsers always built to support the whole thing and maybe throw an error on or just consume unsupported shenanigans? That’s how you get security vulnerabilities in picture formats. Instead of just picking the things you support and ignoring the rest.

    • Trailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Did you tell him about fuzzers yet?

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    That house looks like it’s begging to be mercy killed.

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    False: it is not also on fire. That’s how I can tell this is AI.

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      I’m not sure I understand your reply, but if your second sentence is saying that this image is AI-generated then you might like to know that this building is in Belgium and there’s other photos online.

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    It’s like Winchester House, but with windows…

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    I kinda like escher’s work…. And this is giving off those vibes…

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      Escher used a lot of repeating patterns. This is more like a Picasso.

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        I was kinda referring to the impossible shapes and dimensional illusions Escher used. Like this one:

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          Sure, I could see that. But on the other hand, this is ostensibly a photo of a building that exists IRL, so clearly it can’t be topologically impossible in an Escher-esque way.

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    That is an accurate representation of my projects. I’m not a vibe coder 😭

  • And009@lemmynsfw.com
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    It wOrKs

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    That looks like the Hundertwasserhaus’s evil twin

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