Now when you delete files, that section of the SSD or HDD gets scorched with a fibre laser so nothing can ever be written there again

APIs have been around since like the 90s, right?

Double plus good!

Security update. No network = no malware

Never half ass two things. Full ass 1 thing

Classic murphys law.

I make my own out of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate

You will regret it in 500 years though.

The landlords.

There are a lot of them so it would be exhausting work to behead them all myself but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make

Posting to Linux forum: “How do I enable Copilot in Word using WINE on Linux?”

It’s thinly veiled hate speech towards his political rivals

Ban USB devices! Only support USA devices!

TIMECUBE!

Id hate to experience a vaccum with friction.

I design software, another guy builds it, then I test it. I seem to have a really good intuition for ferreting out the edgiest of edge cases and generating bugs. Pretty sure he hates my guts.

One of them stupidly expensive watches, that is worth more than a house, might be the best way to move value across borders. But you gotta find a sucker to buy it.

Solid Gold anal beads are limited only by your courage.

Heroin is quite compact, and always holds its value of you’re travelling from lower socioeconomic to higher.

He would be spinning in his grave, except…

Socrates was executed for being super annoying.