Full Linux system requirements:
- Electricity: optional
- Processor: Ideal
- Blahaj: full sized ideal (smallhaj is ok)
- Socks: thigh highs
- Skirt: spinny
- Breast Mints (good girl juice): self explanatory
- Additional requirements: :3
I don’t know what half those things are but I laughed at the words “Breast Mints”. No idea what it means.
Like titty skittles but minty
Basically Fem&ms
It’s like Antiboyotics.
Also anticistamines
ACKTUALLY they’re on the verge of dropping i486 support. Fucking bullshit if you ask me. Now they expect us to upgrade our computers more often than once every 40 years? Homebrewers ARE JUST NOW figuring out how to diy i486 motherboard chipsets.
Next thing you know we’ll need a 3090ti just to boot into Grub.
linux requirements: thigh highs and a tiny blue pill
But the tiny blue pill is so hard to get!
Do you know easy methods to get it?
Grey market or dark net markets.
I make my own out of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate
I can make a few, using a chalk-piece and a bottle of blue ink
Has anyone tried getting linux to run on a mechanical computer?
Even this potato with 512MB of RAM runs a bunch of linux web services without issue.
I feel old…when I was learning how to run Linux I started with an old 386 (maybe 486?) my dad wasn’t using. I think it had 32MB RAM, which was fancy for those machines.
We had dial up at the time, so only one machine could be on the Internet. So, I set up a modem on the x86, plugged into an Ethernet hub (switch?), and learned enough ipchains (this was before iptables) to share a connection. It also ran Samba, an AFP server, and probably FTP and HTTP (just for local access) — but it worked for filesharing.
It could also run MP3 streaming software which amused me because the machine itself was too slow to decode MP3 (but that’s not necessary to stream).
You can easily run 2 of Windows Tiny11 builds on that.
https://windowsforum.com/threads/tiny11-run-windows-11-on-just-184-mb-of-ram.348835/
What weird forum is that? It looks like 90% of all posts, including the linked one, is written by ChatGPT.
Can’t say I’m overly happy having this ai slop linked here.
Technically M$ copilot.
Anyone have Linux recommendations for x86 machines?
EDIT: Desktop editions of Linux.
EDIT 2: 32 bit specifically. I thought x86 and 32 but we’re the same thing, but I was wrong.electricity (optional)
I don’t think that anyone’s yet booted a Linux kernel on a purely-mechanical computer yet.
If you make a redstone PC and don’t consider the requirements to run Minecraft… Probably (in-world it wouldn’t be using electricity)
Technically possible. How large would such a machine be though…
It wouldn’t need to be super large necessarily. It could just be very very slow.
Theoretically, an immortal person with many many stones that follows instructions very clearly could “emulate” (be) a computer, right?
It also has anti requirements, like not having an nvidia graphics card
Those work pretty well these days
Ok just wait us Microsoft execs are going to pressure Trump to keep increasing tariffs on the penguins and when all of a sudden they need new suits for all the tween penguins ready to shed their adolescent coat we will see who comes out on top.
This is how you do business, penguins don’t know how to do business and we won’t let them have our AI so they can figure out how to either.
Trump tariffed penguins because he didn’t understand what Microsoft was talking about.
He probably heard the name McDonald Island, assumed that Ronald McDonald lives there, and chose to tariff the island so Ronald will give him special access to unlimited McDoubles for free.
How can you run Linux without electricity?
Potatoes.
Lots of potatoes.You can run it on GLaDOS using only one potato!
That’s actually the source of my joke haha.
the computer isn’t in the electricity…
Inaccurate. The Linux side should include a ton of wasted time trying to make 1 wifi card work or get stereo sound. Requirement = lots of pointless time.
Had sound issues on windows too recently but sure lol. I guess linux and windows have more and more feature parity every day :p
