You do know that you need the other party’s voters to jump ship to win the election, right?

Ewwww! They peg him too?!?

Alpha was a processor. You’re thinking of VMS.

But to be fair, most AIs surveyed thought it was great!

You’re the APL of their eyes

The tag indentation is a required part of the syntax and don’t forget colons at the end of the tag

The rent (razors) is too damn high!!!

Big Brother approves

Oh, a couple of states already did it. Were offered funds to feed kids during the summer time off from school. Rejected for “Socialism”…

We’ve got Linux and eggs, eggs sausage Linux and ham, Linux Linux sausage and eggs, toast juice Linux and ham…

Yeah! I mean Lemmy has reached its pinnacle because I’m now here.

It’s all downhill from now on…

Ah ha! I always suspected as much!

Oh, if only I could unsee all the trucks and cars with those stickers. Must have seen a half-dozen this week on the road (I drive for a living)

Drop the Pilot. Try my balloon.