A vibe programmer that built a palm-sized fusion reactor in a cave over the course of 3 months with a single companion

With a box o scraps!

Error message: “you must manually run ‘sudo dpkg --configure -a’ to fix this”

Junior dev: 😵

New Balance do wide fit, but they’re expensive to buy from their website and hard to find elsewhere. I usually keep an eye on Amazon and pick up a pair whenever they’re cheap

Sweet!

If you go to the bathroom you’re not playing Battlefield

🤤😋

No bro one time I was talking about buying protein shakes with my bro and then THE VERY NEXT DAY I saw an ad for protein shakes after watching Joe Rogan on the weightlifting subreddit.

You expect me to believe this is coincidence?!?!?!?!?!

Whoa what happened on the 9th?

Pretty funny that when I was younger it made sense that Lisa could be president because she’s really smart. In reality, Bart probably has the better chance. I feel a “im14andthisisdeep” post brewing…

I went to Charleroi once and it was awful. Brussels is fine.

But then we’d all get pissed the day before and be too hungover to go and vote

Upset that “loop detected” isn’t the fat lööps cat

Straight up misleading. Mentioning AI in the headline and then sneakily switching to “the cloud” (i.e. most of the internet) when discussing figures. They say it uses a similar amount to commercial flights? Fine. Ground the flights, I’d rather have the internet a million times over.

On top of this, there’s lots of ways that they would get the data without secretly listening to microphones, which people may not be aware of in all these anecdotes. In the one above, maybe just one party member googled lab grown diamonds, or perhaps messaged a friend on Facebook messenger about their trick. Not sure if that gets analysed for ads but it’s more plausible than mics. Anyway if they’re all on the same WiFi then they’ll probably be on the same IP and could easily be shown the same ads, making all party members now ripe for a diamond ad.

There’s a well known video of a guy saying “cat food” around his phone, and then his phone shows Google ads for cat food. He concluded that it was secretly listening to him, because there was no other way for Google to get that info other than to shadily tap into his mic. He performs this experiment on a live streamed YouTube video

He sounds alright to me, troubled past but came out the end ok. Doing hard drugs in the past isn’t a red flag imo, as long as you believe they’re done for good. Ignore all the terminally online people in here. Nobody’s perfect.

Agreed. Happy for language to change but what word do I use to tell people I’m not exaggerating?

God actually does answer prayers but they get blocked by ufw

Prostitute?

So far the only thing I’ve noticed is I can’t play Valorant, and soon League of Legends too.

Must be exhausting!