I’d call him a pussy, but he lacks the depth and warmth.
After the debate ended Tuesday night, Republican Rep. Mike Collins of Georgia posted to X, “You want to know who won? Find out who refuses to do a 2nd debate.”
I know some folks are falling all over themselves to fawn over the various Republicans who have the, um, courage to come out against Trump now, but all I can see is a bunch of self-interested rats leaving the sinking ship.
I figure the “I was never really a supporter” will start from both elected officials and your Republican neighbors and family members about 1 day after the election gets called for Kamala.
And if Kamala somehow loses, it will be “I knew he could do it all along.”
Loser
This is great. Harris has him by his tiny balls. Now she can run ads saying that he is afraid to debate her, and if he caves and debates again, she will probably stomp him again.
I hate how much of a circus this is.
I’m calling it: The Onion will have a news title that says “Trump agrees to another debate to the condition that it is against Joe Biden”
Nice try, person that works at The Onion.
If the next onion title isn’t “Donald Trump considering murdering JD Vance to increase poll numbers.” then the onion has failed me.
The Onion is an absolute treasure, and I’m glad they got bought by a dude who just wants them to keep doing what they’re doing.
Idk…Maybe I’ve always roughly compared trump to Cartman from South Park; seems like some kinda weird comeback tactic.
Cartman has good points more often than Dumpy
pwned
Got his ass handed to him. Now he is bravely running away!
I’d call Trump “Courage the Cowardly Dog” but that doesn’t fit at all. Courage actually cared for his people and Trump has never cared about anyone but himself.
Courage actually had courage. Doing what you need to do to save/help the people you love, even tho you are so fucking terrified your skeleton screams separately from your flesh.
That name was tongue in cheek, because Courage did the bravest things in each episode while shaking like a leaf the whole time.
Which really teaches us that courage is not the absence of fear, it’s doing the right thing irrespective of fear.
Courage is not the absence of fear. It is the determination in spite of it.
Brave, Bold Sir Donald
It’s a tactical retreat!
I guess we know he doesn’t have a fetish for being dominated.
I guess he finally got tired of all the “winning”
She scared him so much he went full Wimp Lo https://imgur.com/xAjz9dP
Trump is leaving like how the people get bored and leave his small, weird rallies?
When a prizefighter loses a fight so badly he doesn’t want to get back in the ring, they retire.
Just sayin’.
That’s a wrap folks! No more debates.
No more presidential debates, but there’s still the VP debate unless JD Vance backs out (which he might)
Tim should get a little couch pin and wear it during the debate.
How great would it be if they walked out on stage to find that Tim had a podium and Vance had a love seat?
So we’re gonna watch him romancing the foam live on TV? No thanks.
Does Romancing the Foam have a kidnapped lounge chair and treasure hunting?
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