Oh man I had forgotten this one. It definitely fits the bill. Just so much fun to look at.

The best time was 100 years ago. The second-best time is now.

Project 2025+4n.

Hey I’ve seen this movie before… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_and_the_Holocaust

America First, you gotta do the truffle shuffle.

Or maybe it’s a ploy to help factions friendly to Russia rise to power in countries that currently support Ukraine.

If an isolationist faction can pretend that Russia made a good faith bid to end the war, they can paint continued support of Ukraine as adventurism and a waste of money.

It doesn’t have to be true. It just needs to be close enough to rhyme with the misgivings of folks that don’t want to spend their tax dollars helping Ukraine fight.

They always wanted Jesus to send them a sign. They didn’t expect it to say “STOP”.

Like Mario squishing a Goomba.

With a color swatch strip that runs from beige to brown. Anywhere darker than tan and it’s open season.

“The Dark Beyond the Stars” by Frank Robinson might fit for you. It’s set on a generation ship that can’t find a good landing spot.

Engineers aren’t in charge of graft.

It’s kind of like suspension of disbelief. Comes from pro wrestling. It’s a lot like pretending Santa is real when you’re 13 and know it’s not.

Spud Webb - 5’6", won the 1986 NBA dunk contest

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spud_Webb

Bad Santa. It’s cynical and hilarious and still ends up weirdly heartwarming.

Yeah yeah, we know. It’s also illegal, which means there are real nasty consequences for getting caught with them. Decriminalizing them would have reduced those real nasty consequences and made it much simpler to grow and possess your own.

Somebody fixing up their PTSD doesn’t need the fuzz coming down on them, regardless of how easy it is to grow the treatment.

Neither does someone who just wants to trip balls because that’s what they want to do this weekend.

Abortions don’t just fall out of the sky. First trimester abortions are in the 300-900 range, and second trimester round about 1k-2k. Just comparing the raw cost of the procedure and omitting opportunity costs from recovery time and additional cost from complications, rubbers are real cheap.

I like the cut of your jib.

The stars at night Are big and bright Clapclapclapclap Cause we got rolling blackouts

Such an insightful commentary on the importance of the social contract and the irreplacibility of the individual. The only way forward is to share our personal experiences and strive for understanding. Once we know each other’s value, we will never surrender our common bonds, disappoint one another, go behind each other’s backs, nor do each other harm.

Which clause of the legislation provides for moving on to a new standard, short of new legislation?