NoIWontPickAName

Sliced bread is like a store bought tomato, once you’ve had the homegrown/baked version, you are fucked.

I must have tapped the fast forward button or something the first time, it ended at them driving away then

Where’s the boom?!?!?!

Can you expand on this?

Love it or hate it, innocent until proven guilty.

Just make them actually stand there and talk instead of doing it by computer

Both of those say he doesn’t like running for president

Are there still so few that they need the protection?

🐙

He hit a home run with costplusdrugs

ProdigalFrog, it was a different time.

It was back when we didn’t know the Russians were incompetent.

Fuck that! The mongols took over most of the known world before and held it.

Summon the strength of your ancestors and reclaim northern Mongolia!

Yep. :(

The million in cash inside the suitcase of the car with the locked trunk

So how does everyone know about the money?

Why does a whisk work better than a stick blender?

August 46th?

Why did this get downvoted to hell?

Is it not a porn joke?

Bring back Pluto!!!

That’s just a hook and line, there’s no bait on there