You should already have a problem.

Look everyone knows Germany is just full of immigrants and Muslims so of course they got stopped especially those that come and go from Mexico. Nothing but illegals and fentanyl come out of Mexico.

Only sailors and gang members get visible tattoos and I don’t see no boat.

Name is Jasmine? You ain’t fooling me, I’ve seen Aladdin.

Dear Foreigner,

If you are coming to the US for the world cup you are fucking stupid. You’re going to spend thousands of your preferred currency to get harassed by Customs and if you fuck up and get arrested for whatever little thing the police that stops you has up his ass that day you run the risk of ending up in South America or Africa but not the part you are from, in a jail somewhere getting fucked.

Unless you are white, if you’re white come on over, have a beer. Remember, though, even if you are Spanish, Italian, Greek, or any of those other darkies you gay commie Europeans call white, you are going to get lumped in with the Mexicans, especially if you speak Mexican or eye tie.

Fuck you, countries full,

XOXO JD 😘 🛋😘 Vance XOXO

How fucked is my head that every time I see this guy’s name I read it bukkake?

For fucks sake, Donny, just Google “list of sanctuary cities and states in the US.” There is literally a fucking interactive map with that info in the first fucking link you lazy cunt.

Lol, this is some grade-A country Karen bullshit. I don’t think I have ever seen a bigger little bitch baby than Trump. I’ve seen some big ol’little bitch babies in my day but, damn son.

Hopefully, he is so busy being the quintessential '80s guy he forgets to cure his Boneitis

“Brah, the council is worried about the leak and wondered if you can find it and fire them when you’re done pounding beers.”

“Fire 1,000,000”

“But, my dude…the leak…1,000,000 fine brah, sorry to have disturbed your morning beers.”

“Checks cleared and the vacations are paid for, fuck that guy we are getting paid” - Roberts

Just to add on to this comment:

If you like light to medium roasts you can easily roast your own at home with a decent air popper. A decent one will set you back about $25 if you don’t bargain-hunt. I paid $18 for mine.

You can get good green coffee for around $5 - $12 a pound. You can roast a pound in about an hour. If you don’t drink gallons a day it saves a lot of money.

Idk man. In 2020, when COVID tore through like a drunk bull in Sunday school, everything went to hell. Jobs vanished, mom-and-pop shops folded, and the country barely held on. Meanwhile, billionaires made off with over $2 trillion. That mess didn’t just hurt—it proved crisis could be profitable. They saw it, they learned from it, and now they’re running it back.

Now it’s 2025. The stock market’s flailing, tariffs are snapping down like rat traps, and small businesses are getting crushed. The big boys? They’re riding it out, bleeding slowly, waiting to buy what’s left. Demand’s still there—just fewer people at the table.

This isn’t a natural market movement—it’s a fire sale masked as patriotism. They gut the economy, wait for the fallout, and scoop it all up for cheap.

And politics? It ain’t chaos—it’s choreography. They back the guy who’ll carry the weight, take the heat, and do what needs doing. In return, when it’s time to flip the switch, he gets to play the hero. Jobs come back, markets rise, and he soaks in the glory. Power stays right where it was.

The courts? Shit, they’re being ignored. Tariffs are flying blind. And now we’re eyeing up Greenland and Canada and pushing for peace in Ukraine on the condition we get what’s under the dirt: lithium, titanium, and rare earths. This ain’t diplomacy—it’s shopping.

Maybe I’m crazy. I’m not into conspiracies, but this thing walks like a duck, shits like a duck, and sure as fuck ain’t a swan. And guys like Bill Ackman? They’re not scared. They’re waiting. This isn’t the crash—it’s the clearance aisle.

Like I said in the beginning IDK. I hope I am wrong but I think shit like this article is just for show and to make us say shit like “Look how stupid Trump is, he is pissing off the money” when it’s calculated and planned.

Good luck, he already used that money to pay some guy to spit in poor people’s faces.

Biden is going to be a sad entry in the history books of presidents. The dude wasn’t shitty, he wasn’t great though and he let the media, his opposition, and his party mother fuck him from start to finish.

His enduring legacy will be mediocrity and ineptitude. He will be this century’s Millard Fillmore. He is opposed to all that stuff but won’t do anything to stop it.

No, they aren’t. Quit lying.

I am high as fuck and I don’t believe him.

Speaking of not believing, I can’t believe how awesome French bread pizza is.

They took his retirement plan when they scooped up all those classified docs lol.

I mean, who hasn’t trapped a woman in a dressing room and forcibly finger fucked her against her objections? Life is boring. Who hasn’t paid to fuck a porn actress while his wife was pregnant and then used campaign funds paid through a lawyer to keep her quiet? What’s the big deal?

“First off, I am very smart, maybe the smartest. My uncle was a genius so that makes me a double genius. Kammock Hairsama isn’t smart, how could she be? She isn’t even white. I am white always have been. That bitch Kamala, she is Indian, at least that’s what she says, but I’ve never seen her at a Powwow, have you? Probably not because now she says she is black. I haven’t seen her eat fried chicken. I don’t know what she is maybe no one knows I’ve heard people say that. I don’t know, people say Mr. President you are so smart why don’t you stop the carbon thing with the air like you stopped wildfires by raking the forest? I say you can’t do that, no one can because net zero is fake news. No one has seen a net zero, have you, let me tell you net zero…not a thing. How could you have a net that is zero, nets need to catch things most nets are something like net 400, lots of good nets, great nets maybe even the greatest nets here. No nets zero though no one knows, I don’t know.” - Donald “I’m Worth 2 Packs of Kools in Prison” Trump