Mamms effect was (unfortunately) never released

I don’t think there are grizzlies and polar bears in Florida. Maybe in a zoo?

I had to read E.M. twice because at first my brain translated it as Entitled Mother (which doesn’t seem too far off)

I’ll believe it when I see it

I wasnt able to upgrade to fiber internet until about 2017

I recently had to reinstall windows on a coworker’s laptop because it wouldn’t boot (hard drive is probably failing). I couldn’t even format the drive because bitlocker was bit locking and the only way to turn it off is through the control panel (again, PC would not boot). I ended up having to delete the entire partition so I could reformat and install.

His brain is buffering.

Fun fact: PLU’s (Product Lookup Units) are searchable on Google, though it’ll look like you’re just on your phone while at the register

Merkuh

I like when people drive lifted pickups without a speck of dirt in the bed. I call those vehicles the Pedestrian Killer 9000

I wish it was 50/50. A lot of the time it wouldn’t plug in so I flipped it. Still didn’t work so I flipped it back to the original orientation and it magically plugs in.

I had McDonalds a couple times when I was in Japan and the difference in quality was shocking. Twice as good for half the price. You can get a big mac meal with a large fry and milkshake for like 950 yen (about 6 bucks)

I enjoyed Grim Dawn up until the last boss. I haven’t played any of the DLC though, it’s worth going back to it.

Titan Quest was pretty good, and I think it used all of the same sound effects.

I’ve been pirating Ahsoka because my subscription to Disney+ is region locked while I’m on vacation. Easier than fiddling around with VPNs.

A cock in hand is worth two in her bush (or something)

I call it Xitter (pronounced as Shitter)

I tried to make accounts on 2 other instances apart from World and it just… didnt work. They took my email and didnt give me a usable account. Sh.itjust.doesntwork

Currently incarcerated? No. Formerly incarcerated? Why not?

They were literally running ads on facebook. For about a month it was all I saw.