“I could, but I won’t”

For anyone who’s only here for the click bait headline, here’s the seven words:

The Democratic Party in Florida is dead.

If it works. Don’t Teslas still have problems in his stupidass underground Vegas loop? And that’s pretty much as ideal driving conditions as you can get.

Blu-Ray

The porn industry actually backed HD-DVD over Blu-Ray.

But I thought Kim was his BFF? Well, his other BFF after Putin.

Imagine him croaking from exhaustion because he has to actually get up there and stand for hours on end. A man can dream…

Why would they? As far as they’re concerned, this is the intended outcome.

Where’s that “Joe Biden did this” sticker?

The affidavit does not mention the full list of influencers, but is still a terrifying indicator of how deep the Russian plot to interfere in U.S. politics really goes.

Well, why not? Name and shame all of them. Normal political ads are required to tell you who paid for them (even if they only do it in the fine print). There’s no reason not to hold these schmucks to the same standard just because it’s TikTok vids or whatever instead of magazine or TV ads.

Don’t usually hear about instances of women sexually coercing men (thanks, toxic patriarchal double standards!). Taking him at his word for the moment, it’s unfortunate that this happened to him at all to begin with, but good on him for being willing to speak out.

Investing in actual education infrastructure won’t get VC techbros their yachts, though.

Didn’t Apartheid Lonnie refuse to pay rent for the office space for a while there? Did that ever get resolved or is he still defaulting on the rent?

I could never get through the 2nd ostrich riding sequence in the 2nd level as a kid. The rest of the game was fine, though, once I used the level select to skip ahead. Turns out, it was because my eyesight was shit and I couldn’t even see the correct obstacles on screen (I was trying to avoid the branches, but no it was pink hippos and bird nests the whole time, so my timing on the double jumps was always off). Replaying the game a couple years back when Disney re-released it alongside Aladdin, I found it still tricky, but doable.

I mean, Roberts did basically declare Biden king.

Didn’t Rittenhouse just get cancelled because he tried this shit? Wonder what’s changed since then.

Edit - Also, Donald Trump fucking hates us. If anyone ‘supports the troops’ they’ll vote blue.

Yeah, but nobody who goes out of their way to advertise that they “support the troops” actually gives a shit about them. It’s always been jingoistic performative nonsense.

Biden seems to be going all in for Harris, but according to the AP, the DNC still hasn’t updated their paperwork to reflect Biden dropping out, so it could very well end up a shit show.

Is this before or after she gives everyone health care?

Man, that’s the worst nightmare scenario? Fucking weaksauce. They’d still be breathing, instead of, y’know, put up against a wall and shot, like SCOTUS has ruled is perfectly legal now. As always, every word out of his mouth is self-serving bullshit.

Let me get this straight. Are you seriously claiming that the MAGA crowd seized control of the GOP by protest voting for Democrats in the general elections?