I romanticize when I was in my mid twenties lamenting how old I was. Just fucking do what you think you ought to do and stop asking the retards on Lemmy for permission.

Oh shit

The Educational Records Bureau doesn’t take an official stance, but it was probably No Child Left Behind

Simple. Run sudo apt autoremove and pretend like it worked. You’ll never know if it did or not. Like and subscribe

So they’re not paying severance to employees they fire?

Can you imagine thinking that a political candidate is the next-coming of Christ? So no.

Masturbation is genocide™ and Mark Robinson would never genocide. Ever. The Democrats genocide all the time and it’s not Mark Robinson who does it. Vote Mark Robinson on November 31st and make sure masturbation-genocide doesn’t take over this country like liberals.

These radicals from California are really doing damage

2026 headline: “Greg Abbott resigns after admitting to killing many young babies and having sex with his mom”

Please, please litigate this issue AFTER she wins. Everyone is far worse off for all sorts of other reasons if she doesn’t.

It still is far more important that she win this election.

Let’s be fair, the “suckers” and “losers” he referred to were only those who died

You think fucking couches is a joke? Furniture abortions are at an all-time high and you think it’s some kind of silly joke?

Search engine quality in the United States is determined by 60-80 year olds who have only ever used Google to search for “lexisnexis.com”

Who exactly is confident that Trump won’t throw a coup-level hissy fit when he loses?

I agree. It seems like something you’d deny outright. It raises questions about whether or not Trump is a couch-fucker, or if MAGA republicans endorse couch-fucking. Is this their political agenda? To fuck my couch? Or your couch? Are they recruiting my furniture into their couch-fucking culture? There are a lot of questions here.

Good point. I wonder if there was a way to like auto-transcribe these voice/video comments and automatically embed them in the source code so you have like a written-out comment that people could read.

This guy embeds TicTok URLs in source comments followed by long strings of emoji

So happy you found it. Thanks so much for letting me know.

Steve looks forward to the hell of interfacing with shareholders, which makes me giddy. Reddit is now a money machine and no longer a community. The enshitification is well underway.