That’s ok because the rest of us are having great fun discussing it because it’s sofa king hilarious
I want a Vance shirt to say Vance he Sofa King the Couch
Narrator: “they’re totally going to talk about couches.”
Now I’m hearing The Narrator talking about how
StanleyJD Vance went down the hallway to the break room and found several couches laying there, waiting. But from whom were they waiting? JD’s heart skipped a beat at the thought that they had been waiting for him, but when he saw they way they looked at him, he knew it was his lucky day.
“…because actions speak LOUDER than words!!!”
Wow. Their silence on couches is deafening. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE?!
Ok, what should we talk about instead? Epstein’s lists? Project 2025? Whether “I own the place” is a good reason to waltz in to a room that was supposed to give young girls privacy for changing? How much one should expect to pay to silence a porn star? Why regular Trump supporters should think he gives a single fuck about them when so many of the ones he selected to be a part of his administration ended up in prison when he could have pardoned them? Why he keeps bragging about passing a test that included tough questions like “identify this common object” and “what is your name?”? Whether he thinks his secret service agents gave the shooter some free shots deliberately because they secretly can’t stand him either and intend to push the idea of reasonable doubt as far as Trump himself does?
They don’t kiss and tell! /wink
No, they’re not gonna talk about couches at all!
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“We do not want to risk Mr. Vance getting an erection on stage.”
They had better not have any soft-cushioned chairs on there then.
Oh please can we incept some weird mental link in his head between coaches and sex, I say send fan art
Pretty sure republicans don’t have an issue with coaches and sex, just ask Gym Jordan.
Interviewer: Please, take a seat
JD: Ummm, here? Really?
But I just met it
And the couch is only 14 years old.
That’s the thing, when you’re famous, they let you sit on them
The fact they even have to say this in a PR release…WOW!
Imagine being the person who just made a small little joke online that’s now changed the direction of the election in a way
I would be RIGID if I did that.
If you fucked a couch?
If I nearly universally applied the title couch fucker to a politician.
I mean, who hasn’t!?
Right, guys?
Right?
“We’re not going to talk about couches or coconuts or whatever weird fetish KamalaHQ is into,” Cheung said, also referencing the coconut memes associated with Harris’ political persona. “When we have something to say, we’ll say loud and clear. If Kamala is a coward, we’ll call her a coward. If Tim Walz is a liar, we’ll call him a liar.”
Weird way to not talk about couches bro.
Just because I haven’t told you recently: your username is disgusting
Wait, lying is a problem now? Somebody better let Trump know.
Lying is only a problem if you’re a Democrat.
If you’re a republican they expect you to.
Don’t look at our maggoty cum fart couch, look at what THEY’RE doing instead!
Sorry, your name inspired that, aptly named for this topic after all.
It’s really a lot of couch talk for a campaign declaring no couch talk 🤷♂️
Throw pillow talk after you just banged your sofa?
when we have something to say, we’ll say it loud and clear
Uh huh, like calling her a “DEI hire”. Or maybe the implied racism is sufficiently loud and clear for them
Lol what?! Kamala’s fetish? She has nothing to do with couches. She’s not even mentioned the situation with JD at all so far as I’m aware.
Jesus, is JD afraid Kamala might take his couch away or something? Why are they always afraid of people taking stuff away from them when in reality nobody wants to do that. They are so fucking weird.
But Donald is a coward and a liar. He is also old as fuck. It is exacerbating his syphilis dementia.
You don’t have to talk to em, you just walk right up and grab em by the cushy
Furnitussy
Weird strategy this is the kind of thing you really want to get a head into er ahead of.
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Apparently, the only way to get under their skin is to sink down to their level a bit. It’s funny how much attention some of this stuff actually got. They are just so weird!
It looks kind of pathetic. These dudes have real policy positions and behavior to attack and instead of anything substantive we get couches and weird.
If you’re trying to reach voters already with you, then it’ll be effective for that maybe, but it only tells other voters you think they’re imbeciles. Which is prolly accurate.
The talk about them being weird wasn’t devorced from policy. It was first brought up when talking about how republican leaders are weird for wanting book bans and abortion related policies
The media latched on to the word “weird” because it was unusual, but if you look at when Walz using it, it’s still largely being used in discussions of their horrible plans and actions
They latched onto it because they were told to by the DNC lol
There’s no way you believe that’s organic.
but it only tells other voters you think they’re imbeciles. Which is prolly accurate.
They’re trying to reach republican voters, of course they’re going to assume their target audience is a bunch of imbeciles who don’t care about policy. Because we have decades of evidence that they are a bunch of imbeciles who don’t care about policy.
You gotta meet your audience where they are, and we already know where the republican electorate is.
It’s not even close to sinking to their level. This shit is harmless. That makes it especially hilarious to see them blow a gasket over something so lame. Trump wants to take his ball and go home.
I mean it’s just repeating a thing that isn’t true.
Like someone sleeping their way to the top of the presidential ticket? We’ve been dealing with their bullshit rhetoric for years so much we are all but immune to it. The magat snowflakes can go fuck themselves if they can’t take some in turn now.
Turns out that it’s also immature and shitty when we lie
Hey, I wish “They go low, we go high” worked but 2016 proved that isn’t the world we live in. Even then, joking that Vance fucked a couch, which is a super fantastical claim which most people will at worse laugh at, is in a different league than claiming the VPotUS got there on her knees, especially when misogynistic magats will instantly believe it is true.
Hey, I wish “They go low, we go high” worked but 2016 proved that isn’t the world we live in.
There’s a difference in boldly criticizing and just lying.
Even then, joking that Vance fucked a couch, which is a super fantastical claim which most people will at worse laugh at,
You say that but it’s easily believed as something a teenager could’ve done. Also right after the last time I had this silly argument I corrected someone on here who thanked me because they literally believed it happened.
is in a different league than claiming the VPotUS got there on her knees, especially when misogynistic magats will instantly believe it is true.
Of course it is. “They’re worse” isn’t really an argument. Just an excuse.
This is totally harmless and a total tounge in cheek reference to the only talking points MAGA can come up with. MTG says Democrats are pedophiles on the floor of congress, lefties are saying JD fucks couches on Twitter. There’s apples and oranges but this is oranges and pine cones and also helps lighten the mood overall which helps voter engagement and turnout.
But most importantly, fuck em.
It was never true, not even partially. I don’t want to measure how decent I am by the shittiest benchmark conceivable, i.e. MTG. Also btw this is based on a tweet that is believable and cites page numbers. Plenty of teenagers have done things weirder than fuck couches.
You missed the entire point of what I said. The “lowest” the left went is an obvious joke, which is the oranges. MTG calling dems pedophiles is the fucking pine cones. They are NOT similar, at all. It is not something that can br used to measure a god damned thing. Don’t be obtuse because you have a bad take on an issue, it’s a bad look.
And anyone who thinks someone would write about fucking couches in a grift book to Bible thumper is a fucking idiot. That is not believable.
No, convicted felon, and genuinely weird creepy Donald Trump, will take your ball and go home.
E. Jean Carroll already has the other one in a vice in her garage.
That reminds me of a story of some business man who was playing at one of Trumps golf courses with his 12 year old son. Trump was right behind them and because he went with a golf cart he caught up with them. Now they had seen Trumps shot go in the bushes somewhere. You mark your golf balls so you know whose ball it is. Trump, undeterred, drove up with his golf cart, decided the best placed ball, the 12 yo kids, was his and continued playing with it to the absolute bafflement of the father and son.
Now this story is from way before he decided to go into politics, but already showed exactly what kind of person he is.
C’mon Vance, don’t be a La-Z-Boy, answer the questions about your sectionality
Cmon, at least the couch won’t tell us how little your dick is.
It’s far too traumatized to answer questions at this time. Please respect the couches wishes for privacy.
