Reminds me of the Office: “I thought this was a meet and greet”.

Wow I didn’t know she looked human at one point.

I know what it meant, but it’s been slopped up worse than “fake news”. The right wingers wrapped it up with cancel culture and made it into a fake ass ideology called wokeism.

Now they’re doing all of the shit they claimed wokeism was doing and then some. I give them the label woke right because their charictature of “woke” now describes them accurately, and they also hate the label.

Almost like they want to…be on the sidelines.

Just another day of Trump wiping his ass with the Constitution.

I think I’ll let them have the word woke because it was practically meaningless anyway. They’re the “woke right” with their policing of speech, their attempts to rewrite history, etc, etc etc.

Edit: they do everything they accused the “woke left” of but for real… I saw they were even getting concerts cancelled because the performer wasn’t supportive of the Israeli genocide

Dude couldn’t speak on camera and drink a glass of water at the same time but I’m sure he’s up to the task for this. 😆

🤡 country

Now we’re at the core of it. These morons never believed in germ theory at all. Nevermind the fact that at this point you can actually look at germs in a microscope.

Same thing he said to Melania

Anyone with half a brain

Oops, I think we found the problem.

One of the few times I agree with this flatulent.

Counterpoint: He was a fucking idiot on the economy the whole time.

No bone is too small to pick for the tiny mushroom dick

These supreme Court justices are about as supreme as my ass.

They aren’t even as supreme as a chalupa from fucking taco bell.

enabling those same oligarchs to undermine our democracy.

Oh you didn’t hear? You can’t say oligarchs because American simpletons need to hear “king” instead because we have a long history of fighting kings and definitely not because the term oligarch applies to more than just Trump but instead better describes the cozy relationship between money and power in this country and illustrates that the rich have captured the government.

This dude looks like a disembodied testicle

Definitely make every political move you do based upon focus groups and polling, because people definitely love sock-in-the-wind, flip-flopping political creeps with no actual values!

Buy borrow die

It does have a notable Achilles heel though, which is that the underlying portfolio has to keep appreciating in value.

Oh America, the land of “isn’t there some requirement?”

They had to stage it because it’s doubtful CECOT even has a visitor area due to being a torture and death camp.