Buy a ThinkPad, download Wikipedia, print as many books as you can, spend 6 months binding those books, die from dysentery or almost starve to death in winter.

This is also my retirement plan.

Reminds me of those 90s ads about hackers making your pc explode.

Musk gonna roll up in a wheelchair, “the attempt on my life has left me ketamine addicted and all knowing and powerful.”

Bald eagle is the right bird, but the noise that’s played on TV is not.

Yeah, I didn’t exist for billions of years and I’m fine…ish. idk what happens after though

Mike Johnson and MAGA: “Way ahead of you”

This is great to see. Texas isn’t so much a red state as a non voting state. The more people vote, the better democrats do generally. It’s why Republicans are always pushing for voter roll purges.

you can vote at any polling place within your county if you vote early

Early Voting Locations

Voting during the early voting period couldn’t be easier and more convenient! Registered and eligible voters may vote at ANY early voting location located in their county of residence. Whether you are at home, work or out running errands, you will be able to find a polling place near you. Early voting locations will be populated in our search site “My Voter Portal” two days prior to the first day of early voting. Here, you can enter your Name, County, Date of Birth and ZIP code to look up your registration information and find your nearest polling location. You may want to contact the Early Voting Clerk for State and County Elections in your county for early voting locations. Also, many newspapers publish early voting polling locations.

Note: Polling place hours vary at each early voting location.

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It seems like they are just training so they have something to keep the panic away when they encounter drones on the field. They probably don’t tell them the drones carry grenades, thermite, or bombs. “If you here or see drones, twirl your rifle like a baton at it or roll away.”

Click the link to allow $100 million to be donated to your campaign!

I wonder if “fully auto machine gun” refers to a glock with a switch. You could buy a “totally not a switch” off ebay cheap.

So beat her again, donny

Yes

Texas is a non voting state, and that asshole AG is trying his best to keep it that way. If tx would vote, there wouldn’t be a republican party as we know it.

She should also laugh at his gish gallop, and mock him. “Old loser can’t remember anything so he just lies and plays his invisible accordion”

Not only married man and woman, but no condoms or pulling out, etc. They want you having lots of kids so you can continue being poor and the next generation has enough people so they don’t have to raise wages, benefits, or retirement.

But then the power companies would lose a few million! Hookers and blow ain’t cheap, and inflation has hit these millionaires hard.

Just 4 more inches to the right and I could have told my uncle it’s fake and trump’s coming back with JFK at the plaza.

Propaganda since she was first lady and trying to get ppl healthcare.

'Nam flashback to the Gif/Jif pronouciation wars.

The secret of the M30A1 lies in a huge number of tungsten BBs arranged around an explosive core – about 182,000 of them. The design is from a technology known as Lethality Enhanced Ordnance developed by Orbital ATK, later acquired by Northrop Grumman. This approach uses computer modeling to calculate the optimum size, number, density and placement of fragments to ensure that a warhead produces the maximum possible effect against a specific type of target. The developers claim that the M30A1 produces the same sort of lethality as the cluster warhead. This blanketed an area of over four football fields per rocket, so a salvo of six would blanket half a square mile.

Imagine riding along, you’re suddenly on the floor somehow and everyone is dead or dying around you.