I learn current slang just to use it wrong. Nahmean, cringe?

No. It encourages people to game the system instead of honestly engaging.

I have a friend who is constitutionally incapable of throwing things away, including the vast number of things she inherited from her mother who bought a second house to store her totally-not-a-hoarding-problem.

To get back at her for trying to foist some of them on my wife and I, I spend six months hiding Lego minifigs among her ornaments every time we visited her home.

“It could be raining tits and you’d look up and catch a dick.”

Every last person working to make it a worse world.

People replying - how about telling us why you consider your answer a must-install tool?

It’s not even 8 AM here yet. Guess the first item on my to-do list is ‘write a to-do list’.

I think headphones aren’t tight enough to leave divots, but cochlear implants might make them wonder.

“Fox proposes new brand of locks for henhouse.”

“I’m not here to fuck spiders” - said by Australians who want to drop the preamble and get down to business.

What do you think about what are your thoughts on AI?

They aren’t as tech savvy as millennials.

I’m GenX. If you ask my group of friends “who here has built their own PC from components?” every hand is going to go up. Including the teacher, the administrator and the financier.

Ask a group of Millennials who knows what the command line is for and see what reaction you get.

GenX is the generation that does tech support for its parents and its children.

Is this an advert? It’s an advert, isn’t it. Are you an AI?

Two things really stand out to me.

I saw a unicyclist swerve and nearly wipe out avoiding a lamp post that he didn’t notice because he was looking at his phone.

I saw a goth dwarf scramble for safety in a service station forecourt because an oblivious woman was driving straight at him.

Why bother to breathe when you’ll just have to breathe again in a few seconds?

People talking about their suicidal feelings on the internet. Not sure why you’d want the whole world to know you’re feeling vulnerable, or what you think it can do to help. And people are so casual about saying it.

How many hours had you been awake?

I’ll share my favourites for when I need to calm the fuck down:

Island In Video Cassette from the Serial Experiments Lain Cyberia soundtrack

Duvet - Boa

Running Down a Dream - Tom Petty

Trampoline - Shaed

Teardrop - Massive Attack

Bullets - Archive

Lean On - Major Lazer featuring MØ

Human - Rag’n’Bone Man

Brand New Day - Sting

Drop The Game - Flume

Come Talk to Me - Peter Gabriel

Temple of Love - any version, Sisters of Mercy

Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley cover

Under The Bridge - Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Mr E’s Beautiful Blues - Eels

Smoking. Black and white movie stars of the 40s and 50s made it look elegant and sophisticated, but you can’t smell a movie. And I don’t want to smell cigarette smoke.

We don’t have many apocalyptic christian churches in my country.