Dorothy Mantooth was a saint!

He is Peter Thiel’s puppet, so they’re not really off the mark.

From yolo to low, yo

“I haven’t voted since 2006 so my opinion on politics is null and void.”

Hey, you’re not Ubu!

I dont own Tesla stock at the moment, but when it starts going up, tons of people will jump on that train just to make money. Maybe you too.

So: “I don’t have a moral compass when it comes to financial invesments and assume you don’t either.”?

It wasn’t too early for me to see it but Requiem for a Dream is also an excellent cautionary movie about heroin, addiction, and mental health.

“It’s shite being Scottish. We’re the lowest of the low. Some people hate the English. The English are just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers. We can’t even find a decent civilization to be colonised by. It’s a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air isn’t going to change any of that, Tommy.”

That was from memory, let’s see how I did!

“It’s shite being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low! The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash, that was shat into civilisation! Some people hate the English, I don’t! They’re just wankers! We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers! Can’t even find a decent culture to be colonised by! We’re ruled by effete assholes! It’s a shite state of affairs to be in Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won’t make any fucking difference!”

Not too bad after a few decades.

Infiltration of Jabba’s palace was pretty thorough and went off as planned.

Hannibal, MO - 16,838 - back when people read books they’d know this as the birthplace of Samuel Clemens AKA Mark Twain

Waco, TX for anyone around in the 90s

don’t forget being famous for wrong turns

Is it possible to be part of an administration if you’ve only been named as part of a department that doesn’t exist?

Musk has joined key diplomatic calls and even attempted to broker peace with Iran.

That’s a pretty clear violation of the Logan Act. Gettin’ blue from holding my breath over here.

always make sure she wears her seatbelt and what-not

Got a good brand recommendation for what-nots? My wife’s been asking for one.

And why are they stealing it? I don’t even know where to start planning a caper involving left theft. Guess I could start from the right…

Get in line behind Thiel.

Please stop linking Bob-waits-for-an-election-to-publish-fucking-Woodward related shit. Too little too late for it.

I’m glad this asshole didn’t have a book deal for Watergate or we’d have found out about that during the election cycle after Nixon cheated.

Fuck you, Bob.

They never prosecuted the business plot. This is the long game version of it.

You’re not wrong. I’m sure some of the Germans who voted for Hitler and perpetrated horrors for the Nazi regime were misled and propagandized.

But they were still Nazis and still committed a genocide.

We’re going to have to do the same work Germany did with de-Nazification.