What an absolute weirdo. Choosing my (half-)dozen mixed donuts is one of the bigger joys of a donut run.

How long until the book burning people come for it?

west palm beach and miami beach aren’t under water yet

The illusive size extra medium.

It turns out Kamala’s been doing business in Ukraine since 1928, when she founded Burisma in Hunter’s basement. It’s all on the laptop, I swear!

Sadly this led to January 6th as the MAGAt “couldn’t believe” that Trump lost. I’d like people to start accepting reality ASAP, ideally, before our next insurrection election.

The most restrictive states are also the most gerrymandered. In the places where your representative democracy is the weakest, your voice is the most muzzled by the efforts of the state itself, they’ve decided that they’re going to take some of your rights away.

Fuck that, we need national abortion protection laws. Without them, the suffering grows with your poverty. The rich will find a way to get to NY/CA/Canada/wherever they need to.

Putin’s buddy Jill?

Nationalize SpaceX

when your ideas are that toxic, you need to rebrand yourself every time people figure out who you are.

picture them as the ol’ timey snake oil salesmen peddling bullshit. except these people want power over you, not [just] your money.

Mostly at his own private + expensive golf courses, where he was billing the secret service at exorbitant rates, which we all paid for US taxpayers. That’s fucking bullshit, and reason #27564 that you shouldn’t vote for the guy.

Better than Chris Christie who really thought he did something when he called him Donald Duck

Mitt stored his women in binders. Very weird

This man has so many opinions about women and their required roles in society, it’s so strange. With most candidates, we’re talking about a mixture of their issues and their life experiences, but with this guy it’s just all of his weird takes of women.

Hey! I’ll have you know that I saved the same forest in Cameroon twelve times last year. Maybe you should try doing something for a change. /s

“But think of all the money to be made! Say, how would you like a funded vacation to somewhere nice that we haven’t polluted yet?”

-Corporate lobbyists

While MeToo and BLM were fairly short-lived political movements, they had an incredibly large and positive impact on the culture.

I remember a time just before covid when saying “black lives matter” was a controversial phrase. Now, not being able to say it is fairly scandalous. But for gay marriage, I can’t think of many things which were as widely accepted as the fight for racial equality (in slogan, at least).

I’m not excited for the pendulum to swing back, led by corporate america, joy.

I can’t imagine Trump lasting a full day in any customer-facing jobs, especially not retail or food service. It’s amazing people think he’s qualified for any job, much less the top job in the nation.

Omar avoided the fate of two fellow Squad members. Rep. Cori Bush lost the Democratic nomination in her Missouri district last week, and Rep. Jamaal Bowman of New York lost his primary in June. Both faced well-funded challengers and millions of dollars in spending by the United Democracy Project, a super political action committee affiliated with the American Israel Public Affairs Committee, which appeared to sit out the Minnesota race.

Omar reported raising about $6.2 million. Samuels raised about $1.4 million.

While I’m happy that Omar won reelection, I really wish we could get money out of politics so that this wasn’t about who can raise more funds.

Would you like to travel in the advance party to Mars, aboard the space rocket of a man who can’t sort a livestream?

No, and there’s not a shot in hell he’s putting a chip in my brain either.