Elon Musk was described as a “pigeon CEO”: “he comes, shits all over us, and goes”, said a former Tesla...
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    1 year ago

    I’m picturing him walking into Tesla’s offices, going over to the engineers, saying, “make the horn make a fart noise,” and leaving, thinking he’s brilliant.

    • Panda (he/him)@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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      1 year ago

      > be me

      > walk into my billion dollar company i’m slowly tanking

      > entire staff gets down on their knees begging for mercy so they don’t get fired for no reason

      > lead project manager walks up to me, tears in his eyes

      > gestures to the most impressive technological advancement in transportation of the century since the car was invented

      > “does this please you, anon?”

      > do that obama lip thing

      > “not bad, not bad”

      > idea pops into my head

      > evilgrinchgrin.jpg

      > “what if… you made the horn sound a fart?”

      > everybody has a nervous breakdown

      > fire half the team and leave without elaborating

      > be elon musk

      > picture related

    • Patches@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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      1 year ago

      Just reach out to their PR department if it’s true.

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