“I just wanna debate this guy, but you know– and I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way,” Trump said as the audience cheered. “I am. No, I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union. He was high as a kite.”
“I would duhbate, I would duhbate the bestest but mean man won’t pee in a cup so that makes it rigged. That means I win the duhbate, derbate, dumbate… I WON THE THING BIGLY!!!”… Will probably be the excuse, and the sycophants will cheer.
Trump is in NO position to demand anything. He’s lucky he’s been allowed to fleece this country and get away with being a criminal as long as he has.
The debates will be a lot more boring if they’re both not on drugs.
The debates will be a lot more boring if they’re both not on drugs.
Trump needs to submit one first. Taken by an impartial authority. Throw in a proper cognitive test.
Send him to some random drug test place like they do for a job interview. Those nurses won’t take shit from anyone. “Oh you accidentally flushed the toilet after peeing in the cup, guess you’re coming back tomorrow.”
Is this a thing in America?
Yes it is. Many companies require a drug screening for illegal substances. It’s often unclear what they’re testing for or what would prevent you from getting hired and what is a violation of your rights. Most people need a job so they put with with it. But there are numerous companies that all they do is these drug screening.
Yes, it really is.
Something tells me he’s projecting.
Projection, projection, always projection.
The funny thing is it was the Trump WH medical staff that was found to be illegally distributing drugs to staffers. Not saying definitively that Trump was partaking, but …
Trump White House pharmacy improperly provided drugs and misused funds, Pentagon report says
This one I’m not so scandalized about. I’m sure every White House admin does this - they have hard and punishing international work where they need to be sharp. Ronnie Jackson was there during Obama too.
The drug scheduling rules that the Trump White House pharmacy was following were inspired by “It’s every day, bro” by Jake Paul.
Projection
Says Trump who is nonstop railing Adderall
Dude probably snorts it.
(that’s what railing means)
They should give them surprise ones right before they go on then live announce the results
Says the guy who allegedly held coke parties at the Plaza while he was hooking up with underaged teenage girls, hanging out worth a known human trafficker, paid hush money to multiple women to hide how much of a predator he is, and has been found guilty of raping at least one of them.
Let’s drug test them both.
In fact, I have a better idea. The debate is headed by Snoop Dogg. Both of them have to get high with him and answer his questions.
I second that idea. ‘Once while sober and once while drunk’ and all that.
Trump currently mumbles word salad at his rallies, because he doesn’t need drugs to sound like his brain is failing.
I think Biden demand Trump submit dna for comparison to cold case rape kits.
“I will if you take a dementia test…”
Biden should demand an anal cavity search for trump. Who knows what manner of Russian recording device he has stuffed in there.
They’re going to find McConnell’s tongue up there. Unsurprising since it is still attached to his little turtle beak.
The same Trump that just forgot who & where he was at his rally a couple hours ago?
Sure, Jan.
Cult leaders don’t need to be smart to be popular.
Trump:
“Sniff”
Why doesn’t Biden just shoot this fuck? I thought presidents can’t be charged for crimes they commit while in office.
We won’t know what the Constitutional Originalism says about that one until either Nov. 6th or the afternoon of Jan. 20th.
