mad_asshatter@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 11 months agoDemocrats' new line of attack on Republicans? 'You’re being weird' - ABC Newsabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkDemocrats' new line of attack on Republicans? 'You’re being weird' - ABC Newsabcnews.go.commad_asshatter@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square36fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarebreadsmasher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 months agoIt is weird how republicans are in a constant state of fear of whatever boogieman their dear leader is seething about on a given day
minus-squaremad_asshatter@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoWould you rather be electrocuted by a sunken boat battery, or eaten by a shark? Drill! Drill! Drill!
minus-squarerazorwiregoatlick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoNo it’s killed by the electrics or a shark. Too many big words.
minus-squarekescusay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoI’m old school. My irrational terror is windmill cancer.
minus-squareSerinus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoAnd have you ever been directly under a windmill? I have, actually. Do you know how many dead eagles you’ll find there? spoiler zero. Zero dead eagles. What the fuck.
minus-squaremad_asshatter@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-211 months ago“Bird that can spot a mole in a hayfield from a kilometre away, crashes into 6 tonne turbine blade. Also gets cancer.” True story, brah.
minus-squareJode@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 months agoYou know what they are full of? Fucking snakes. At Least in southern Texas.
minus-squareFapper_McFapper@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoThat’s why my friend Sancho and I are constantly fighting them. Fuck those windmills!
minus-squareWindyRebel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoSancho from Sublime or Sancho from Orgasmo?
minus-squareFapper_McFapper@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-211 months agoOooh, those are good ones but my friend’s name is Sancho Panza. Edit: And you can’t fool me Windy! I know you’re a windmill, prepare for battle! Sancho, my sword!
minus-squareDrSleepless@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 months agoBut now I have clogged arteries
minus-squareFermion@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-211 months agoNo, it was indulgence in gouda things that built a dyke in his arteries. He’s going to need a doctor to perform a dredging operation to clear out de brie.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workscakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 months agoIt seems like it’d be difficult to sneak a Dutch or dairy-related pun pasteurize
minus-squaremad_asshatter@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoThat’s hot, but I’m frisian.
It is weird how republicans are in a constant state of fear of whatever boogieman their dear leader is seething about on a given day
Would you rather be electrocuted by a sunken boat battery, or eaten by a shark?
Drill! Drill! Drill!
No it’s killed by the electrics or a shark. Too many big words.
I’m old school. My irrational terror is windmill cancer.
And have you ever been directly under a windmill? I have, actually. Do you know how many dead eagles you’ll find there?
spoiler
zero. Zero dead eagles. What the fuck.
“Bird that can spot a mole in a hayfield from a kilometre away, crashes into 6 tonne turbine blade. Also gets cancer.”
True story, brah.
You know what they are full of? Fucking snakes. At Least in southern Texas.
That’s why my friend Sancho and I are constantly fighting them. Fuck those windmills!
Sancho from Sublime or Sancho from Orgasmo?
Oooh, those are good ones but my friend’s name is Sancho Panza.
Edit: And you can’t fool me Windy! I know you’re a windmill, prepare for battle! Sancho, my sword!
🤣
Wooden shoes prevent it.
But now I have clogged arteries
Isn’t that a gouda thing?
No, it was indulgence in gouda things that built a dyke in his arteries. He’s going to need a doctor to perform a dredging operation to clear out de brie.
It seems like it’d be difficult to sneak a Dutch or dairy-related pun pasteurize
That’s hot, but I’m frisian.
lmao