Well I mean there’s lots of things deader than that bear, like whatever allegedly sole sober minded person listens to their drunk friends and poses a bicycle like it killed a bear.

With knife wounds in the bear.

That fits. Donald appoints the absolute worst people for the position. Like if a comic book villain were president and the authors wanted to make it crystal clear they are evil. Of course he would put in an anti-vax brainlet as Secretary of Health.