usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.world · edit-210 months agoCalls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrantswww.nj.comexternal-linkmessage-square174fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkCalls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrantswww.nj.comusernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.world · edit-210 months agomessage-square174fedilink
minus-squareFester@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoThis increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%. I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.
minus-squareQueen HawlSera@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoTo be fair, he caught the cat with the coach he loved
minus-squarekatre@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoAnd yet I am also 95% certain that he’s never eaten pussy.
minus-squareArugulaZ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoFrom Jimmy Kimmel: “Usha is Hindi for ‘unsatisfied woman.’”
minus-squarenfh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoYou think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?
minus-squarefubo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoThere’s a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.
minus-squareBeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months ago“But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour”
This increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%.
I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.
To be fair, he caught the cat with the coach he loved
Every accusation …
And yet I am also 95% certain that he’s never eaten pussy.
From Jimmy Kimmel: “Usha is Hindi for ‘unsatisfied woman.’”
You think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?
There’s a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.
Might have been RFK JR.
Oh no, JD Vance ate out RFK Jr?
“But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour”