Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) is begging his colleagues on the other side of Capitol Hill to stop barreling toward a government shutdown at the end of the month, which he fears could tank Republicans' chances in the election, according to The Daily Beast.“One thing you cannot have is...
“please don’t fuck over the american people and shut down the government, in a short sighted gotcha because that would ruin my long-term plans to fuck over the american people.”
-Bitch McConnell
His long term plans of fucking Americans were complete long before this election cycle.
He still has more!
Not if we can find and destroy all of his horcruxes
How are we gonna destroy Ted Cruz’s beard?
Does he? I thought he kept freezing up and then slithering away.
People like that?
Always scheming. Always.
He freezes in shock when someone discovers and destroys one of his Horcruxes.
He was running low on his Unicorn blood transfusion
Does he even have long term plans? After his little “episodes”… last year? God, time is weird now.
That’s Moscow Bitch McConnell to you buddy
Moscow’s bitch McConnel can fuck off to that village the got for american expats. You know. The one right next to the front lines.
The one that somehow, in a way that only Minecraft and Escher could pull off, is only stairs and high windows?
I mean… I wouldn’t trust the construction…
(or anything else. I’d just assume that anyone who took that offer would be off to the war in ukraine.)
It’s weird how all the Republicans have the same first and middle name