This dude’s vocabulary is like 37 1/2 words.
Does Krasnov have fucking Chinese made hat with “Epstein Files are Fake!” It’s got be special version with gold letters.
How about Epstein Files Are Phony so we can shorten to EFAP?
As in ”’e faps when thinking about Epstein”.
Release the Epstein files.
trumps-Epstein prayer:
Im not in the Epstein files.
And if I was in the Epstein files, it wasn’t that bad.
And if being in the Epstein files is bad, its no big deal.
If it is a big deal that I was in the Epstein files, it’s democrats fault. <— We are here
And if it’s my fault I was in the Epstein files, I didn’t mean to rape children.
If i did mean to rape children, it’s all of your faults.
If i did mean to rape children, it’s
all of your faultstheir fault for “dressing that way” or whateverFTFY. 100% think he’ll go the “asking for it” route like most rapists.
When you’re rich and powerful, it’s all their fault because they want you to grab them by the pussy.
“Very mature for their age”
“It’s legal in some places.”
“All throughout history…”
They’ll lap it up, too. I’ve seen footage of the H man so geeked out on pervitin (legal methamphetamine in Nazi Germany) he was shaking like a leaf and chewing his mustache. While viewing one of his military parades. Fascist leaders can do no wrong. It’s just interpreted as proof of his power and that he can do whatever he wants and can get away with anything.
Fortunately for the US, there is not as homogeneous of a population as in the European fascist countries of history. He is still vulnerable to being ousted until the whole project 2025 is enacted.
Adding this to my list of “great gifs for grooving to music that feel a little dicey to actually send to anyone”.
The only other gif in my list is the Jay-Z head bobbing one
Tweaking out like a motherfucker
My man! Gif saved!
Wait…now there are files again?
Right? Headline should really read “Trump admits Epstein list is real, defends some of the people on it.”
He is really worried about it - for sure. The amount of cover fire insanity has increased dramatically. I just can’t believe that out of all those FBI guys no one yet has leaked anything.
…also raped kids
Hell only defined himself. It’s only fake for him l. Everyone else is guilty.
I think the list was really the fly log, and black notebook.
Those already were published.
But FBI has 700GB of files that trump promised to make available. Now that he closed the investigation workout charging anytime (Maxwell had trial during Biden) then there shouldn’t be problem to release it, shouldn’t it?
No, he’s projecting that he shouldn’t be in them but is… even though they don’t exist…
Didn’t Ghislane just say there aren’t any files in her deposition?!
You can’t make this shit up man 😂
Few weeks back the GOP led house oversight committee voted to subpoena the Epstein files. DNC members won the vote with GOP members who had publicly demanded the files release. The POS GOP chairman tried his slimiest to ignore the rest of the committe but was eventually brow beaten into submission -like the pathetic worm he is.
This week they received the first batch of files and are reviewing them.
Thanks for the synopsis, my fellow lemming.
I wonder if them knowing the list of names makes this less likely to come out. If they see some big donor on there, it could be they start pretending there isn’t a list, too.
Yeah Mr. Prez… Let’s prove that!
They appear file-like.
It’s a matter of interpretation.
I was helping at a restaurant when I asked “What does C.C. mean on this order?”
The waitress said, “Coca-Cola.”
The hostess said, “Credit Card.”
The cook said, “Chocolate cake.”
The bartender said, Canadian Club."
The accountant said, “Carbon Copy.”
I always thought it meant cubic centimeters.
Epstein’s Child Raping friends are GOOD PEOPLE!
-Republicans LITERALLY!
Telling his MAGAt morons that he’s on the list and they should just get over it…
I mean haven’t they decided that maybe 14 years old is ok?
No, they haven’t. Until it’s law they’re cowards - they don’t legally bind the in-group and protect them. They do legally bind the out group and don’t protect them.
If they didn’t think anything was wrong with it, they’d put everything in law. The fact they don’t means they know they’re fucked up, but we all have to live with the damage.
These chucklefucks will be first in line at the brothel when Trump decriminalizes prostitution over age 13, and everyone knows it.
What a stupid fucking hat on a rapist, pedophile, felon, fascist piece of shit.
Cult of personality brainwashing 101
Ohhh… so Putin is in the Epstein files along with Trump. That makes sense.
Nah, I don’t think Putin is that stupid.
I mean I’m sure Putin is a scum bag just like the rest of them, but he’s not going to fly to a Kompromat farm controlled by his nation’s enemies.
Id bet he has his own farm. I’ve said it before, the P tape isn’t about urine.
Yeah, definitely, this was some Astroturfed effort to manipulate the media
Probably one of the few people I’d expect not to be on the list. I wouldn’t be surprised he’s a child abusing pedo, but he doesn’t need to go halfway across the world to find vulnerable children the entire post soviet bloc is filled with them.
Right, that’s why they never released them.
Even these morons won’t buy it
Does anyone on this entire planet actually, truly believe this guy isn’t a pedophile that raped kids?
Like, we all know. Shut the fuck up, Trump. Even your own base knows, and some of them are mad about it (the rest are cowards, or perhaps pedophiles themselves.)
It’s actually ridiculous how transparent he is, and that people still don’t see through it. Like how much more obvious could he get?
“The Epstein files mention many great people who definitely never raped children, many innocent great billionaires and politicians are in there. Even some presidents have been unfairly and wrongly mentioned in the files, I’m told. I’m not in there myself, of course, but I’ve seen that even the great and innocent sitting president is in the Epstein files, which is all the proof you need to know the files are meaningless if they exist, which of course they don’t, but if they did exist they would have SOME people’s names in them, not sure who, it could be anyone…even people we all know and love…many people whose names start with T and end with rump, for instance, luckily not myself, but many people…”
Perfect!
Bill Clinton was on his plane and went to the island supposedly 28 times. I don’t want to bring that up frankly,” Trump said while bringing it up.
Ok, that is just top notch comedic journalism.
If the list doesn’t exist and it’s a hoax then how can Bill Clinton go to the island 28 times let alone for Trump to know of it, if he knows then there must be some kind of document/data that Trump has seen, even if there is none either way Trump is a liar, I have no clue how his supporters at this point with so much proof Trump is a liar how they can keep supporting him, they have to plain crazy at this point 😞
A democratic hoax to throw bill under the bus
It’s a busy era for “Not The Onion”.
How would he know that lol
That stupid hat is like a modern Dunce Cap from a hundred years ago to let everyone know who the idiot is.
People didn’t used to wear that willingly though. We’ve come a long way to today’s self identifying idiots.
