minigubben's lemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 months ago

dennis

lemmy.blahaj.zone

message-square
58
link
fedilink
412

dennis

lemmy.blahaj.zone

not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 months ago
message-square
58
link
fedilink

https://bloor.tw/@bloor/116256896607396957

alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    88
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    4 months ago

    HTML: hatemail

    HTTP: hat-top

    MSDN: Mastodon

    SSH: shhhhh

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      18
      ·
      4 months ago

      Anybody else ever use HoTMetaL to make a website?

      • einlander@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        4 months ago

        I had HotMetal Pro. I got it on a cd in a library book sale.

      • Mark with a Z@suppo.fi
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        4 months ago

        Not HoTMaiL?

        Or HoTMaLe?

        • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          5
          ·
          4 months ago

          HoTtaMaLe

        • JackbyDev@programming.dev
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          4 months ago

          I always thought it was Hotmail, probably because my first email address was using Hotmail and that was sort of my first introduction to computing.

      • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        4 months ago

        Add enough JavaScript frameworks and I’m sure the metal gets very hot indeed.

    • m4ylame0wecm@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      4 months ago

      hitttup, wuh wuh wuh

  • Codpiece@feddit.uk
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    27
    ·
    4 months ago

    It’s not sequel. It’s squirrel.

    • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      23
      ·
      edit-2
      4 months ago

      Skill. Then you can reply to any database problems your coworkers bring up with “sounds like a skill issue to me”.

    • schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      4 months ago

      Confusing because there is a DB client called SQuirreL.

      But also relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1989/

      • RustyNova@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        4 months ago

        … Just kill me

    • MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      4 months ago

      Still wrong. Squeal.

    • whimsy@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      4 months ago

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQRL

    • tidderuuf@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      4 months ago

      We pronounce it ancient.

    • breadsmasher@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      4 months ago

      sometimes its fun to stress wrong letters, like throwing out “ess-Kwall” or “seh-Kwall”

    • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      4 months ago

      Squl

  • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    4 months ago

    The original product was called SEQUEL. Structured English QUEry Language. They got sued over the name by a company named Sequel, so changed it to SQL but kept calling it sequel, as do we all.

    • Canopyflyer@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      4 months ago

      So say we all

  • GreatRam@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    4 months ago

    JSON is pronounced Jason

    • neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      4 months ago

      SCSI was always skuzzy.

    • 9point6@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      4 months ago

      I feel like this one is relatively uncontroversial

      URL pronounced as “earl” however? I’ll spend all of my remaining energy in life ensuring the person saying it is stapled to the bottom of the Mariana trench with rebar

    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      4 months ago

      But only if you do it like Heavy Rain.

  • freezy@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    4 months ago

  • zemo@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    4 months ago

    I will always judge people who say “sequel”

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      4 months ago

      Same, but I’m willing to team up with them against people who call it squeal.

    • John@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      4 months ago

      Why? It originated as literally SEQUEL (Structured English Query Language). It only changed because of a trademark conflict.

  • BlackPenguins@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    edit-2
    4 months ago

    It’s the DENNIS system.

    • MoffKalast@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      4 months ago

      If the nameserver says no, then the answer obviously, is no.

  • ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    4 months ago

    Oh, don’t be DeNSe, it’s pronounced SQueaL 🐷

  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    4 months ago

    And if they wanted Qt pronounced any way beside “cutie,” they shouldn’t have spelled it “cutie.”

    • Katherine 🪴@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      4 months ago

      Wait , hold up. Has it been “Cutie Bittorrent” this whole time??

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        4 months ago

        In my headcannon it has

    • the_weez@midwest.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      4 months ago

      I started learning some qt and python and apparently it’s pronounced cute.

      • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        4 months ago

        Nah.

        • the_weez@midwest.social
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          4 months ago

          Fwiw I still say cutie everytime

  • Affine Connection@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    4 months ago

  • Prove_your_argument@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    4 months ago

    There’s a system for dennis already.

  • 5715@feddit.org
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    edit-2
    4 months ago

    CDN: Codein
    DHCP: Dickhead Chilli Peppers

  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    4 months ago

    I didn’t need to know this.
    Ffs.

    And it’s exactly what a name server deserves.

  • lmr0x61@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    4 months ago

    It’s always Dennis

  • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    4 months ago

    Why add the extra letter? It’s clearly pronounced “Denis”

    • Katherine 🪴@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      4 months ago

      403: Uh uh uh you didn’t say the magic word

Programmer Humor@programming.dev

programmer_humor@programming.dev

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !programmer_humor@programming.dev

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

  • Keep content in english
  • No advertisements
  • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.21K users / day
  • 1.21K users / week
  • 1.21K users / month
  • 7.35K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 31.6K subscribers
  • 2.09K Posts
  • 54.6K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Feyter@programming.dev
  • adr1an@programming.dev
  • BurningTurtle@programming.dev
  • Pierre-Yves Lapersonne@programming.dev
  • BE: 0.19.12
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org