President Trump on Sunday morning raged against Iran over the Strait of Hormuz, threatening to strike the country’s infrastructure and urging Tehran to “open the F‑‑‑in’ Strait, you crazy bastards.…
Just when you thought the bar couldn’t possibly be lower…
It’s weird how it seems like something he would totally write, but at the same time doesn’t? Sure, there’s the shitty lack of grammar and randomly capitalized words…yet it just doesn’t seem completely him. “Open the fuckin’ straits,” just doesn’t read at all like something he would write. I don’t know, I think I really just want and need to see THAT headline pop up on my phone - so I’m definitely just grasping at whatever glimmer of hope I can find.
It’s weird how it seems like something he would totally write, but at the same time doesn’t? Sure, there’s the shitty lack of grammar and randomly capitalized words…yet it just doesn’t seem completely him. “Open the fuckin’ straits,” just doesn’t read at all like something he would write. I don’t know, I think I really just want and need to see THAT headline pop up on my phone - so I’m definitely just grasping at whatever glimmer of hope I can find.
I dunno… after the “🖕 Fuck you, buddy” thing, I wouldn’t put it past him
Its the “praise be to Allah” part that gets me, I can’t see him saying that even being sarcastic
I can see him writing that for a million dollars.