Just when you thought the bar couldn’t possibly be lower…
Trump did not write this. Either he’s dead and someone else (probably Miller) wrote this or he completely lost his mind.
It’s worse that Miller, it’s worse than Vance.
Its AI slop.
He ded
He really somehow manages to keep out-doing himself…it’s staggering.
That doesn’t sound like his typical cadence. I don’t think Trump wrote that.
Especially the “fuckin’” part. Would he actually write it like that, instead of “fuckin” or just “fucking”? It seems wrong for him.
Yeah ive never seen a single tweet that uses punctuation correctly.
Sounds like a drunken hegseth post. Pretty sure Trump is dead and we’re getting AI trump for Easter announcements lol
Don’t make me hopeful.
It’s weird how it seems like something he would totally write, but at the same time doesn’t? Sure, there’s the shitty lack of grammar and randomly capitalized words…yet it just doesn’t seem completely him. “Open the fuckin’ straits,” just doesn’t read at all like something he would write. I don’t know, I think I really just want and need to see THAT headline pop up on my phone - so I’m definitely just grasping at whatever glimmer of hope I can find.
I dunno… after the “🖕 Fuck you, buddy” thing, I wouldn’t put it past him
Its the “praise be to Allah” part that gets me, I can’t see him saying that even being sarcastic
I can see him writing that for a million dollars.
“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP,” Trump wrote in a Truth Social post.
Could you imagine the reaction if any other president wrote the words “Praise be to Allah”?
Unforgivable
Unforgivably hot
Seriously, whether or not Obama was our best president is debatable (certainly the best recent president). But he was undoubtedly our sexiest president.
I have an Obama body pillow that I hump and sleep beside every night.
On a scale of “plush” to “potato chip,” how crunchy is your Obama?
First he was cumming in children. Now he’s the second coming. When is he going?
Yeah. It’s the “f-bomb” in the message that’s disturbing.
Not the frustrated tantrum anger from a US president. Not the threatened war crimes. Not the framing of the actions to be god’s will.
It’s “Oh my,! What a potty mouth!”.
It would be fun to link some articles from Jan 2017 where the entire news media was like “oh he’s going to change everything about himself and become much more presidential now”
DIE!
