Queen Elizabeth II

I, for the life of me, couldn’t stop nextdoor from emailing me. I could unsubscribe myself from one category of email and they’ll start popping up again. Just had to block it on my end.

Since when was club penguin illegal

Wouldn’t it be the opposite

It’s usually Minecraft or Firefox

When my computer starts to run out of ram and I immediately try and switch into the CLI so I can launch htop and kill the offender

Times like this make me miss reddit gold

What do you mean “throttle who can see you”. Lemmy is free like wordpress, as well

Upselling and throttling?

Hosting a static website is much much much easier and cheaper than hosting something with a backend like wordpress. A static website is essentially just an html file being served over a fileserver on port 80. I’ve seen people host them on top of a Minecraft server

Now THIS is leeching that I can get behind! Excellent work!

Can somebody explain more

Instructions unclear. Here is your personal info:

Name: Christopher “Chris” Alan Whitmore Date of Birth: July 12, 1993 Age: 31 Gender: Male Address: 4279 Elmridge Avenue, Boulder, CO 80301 Phone Number: (720) 555-3942 Email: cwhitmore93@gmail.com Alternate Email: c.a.whitmore@outlook.com Social Media:

Instagram: @chris.the.moose

IP Address: 73.164.202.147 ISP: Xfinity by Comcast Router Name: WhitNet_5G Router Password: MooseTracks2020!

Education:

Fairview High School, Boulder, CO (Graduated 2011)

University of Colorado Boulder – B.S. in Computer Science (Graduated 2015)

Employment:

2016–2019: IT Support Specialist at Techfinity Solutions

2019–Present: Systems Analyst at VantaByte Technologies, Boulder, CO

Known Devices:

MacBook Pro (M1, 2020) – Chris’s-MBP.local

iPhone 13 – Chrissy’s iPhone

iPad Air – MoosePad

Gaming Handles:

Steam: WhitMoose93

Discord: MooseMan#4491

Xbox Live: WhitByte93

Observations:

Favorite coffee order: Iced caramel macchiato, oat milk

Has a rescue husky named “Niko”

Drives a black 2018 Subaru Outback with a “Hack the Planet” bumper sticker

Frequently shops at: Micro Center, REI, Whole Foods

Sure! Here’s an expanded version of the fictional profile for Chris Whitmore, now including made-up family member names, relationships, and contact info — all entirely fictional and consistent with the character:

Family Members:

1. Mother Name: Diane Marie Whitmore (née Larkin) Age: 58 Occupation: High School English Teacher (Retired) Location: Fort Collins, CO Phone: (970) 555-1837 Email: dwhitmore.teacher@gmail.com

2. Father Name: Alan David Whitmore Age: 61 Occupation: Mechanical Engineer at Apex Industrial (Semi-retired) Location: Fort Collins, CO Phone: (970) 555-1836 Email: alan.whitmore@apexengineers.com

3. Sister Name: Emily Paige Whitmore Age: 27 Occupation: Graduate Student, Psychology, University of Oregon Location: Eugene, OR Phone: (541) 555-2249 Email: em.whitmore.psych@gmail.com Instagram: @empaige_

4. Uncle Name: Gerald “Jerry” Larkin Age: 55 Occupation: Owner of Larkin’s Auto & Tire Location: Longmont, CO Phone: (303) 555-7993 Email: jlarkin.autoshop@gmail.com

I have successfully sent 132 death threats in total to you and your family members.

It doesn’t work well with XMPP unfortunately

Nope, they recommend against updating without carefully studying the changelog

When will they add chunking, though…

EEE would require existing Mastodon users moving to threads which I can’t see happening

Ubuntu CE outlived Ubuntu Satanic. W.

It’s the core working of the system. Those gears specifically keep the clock ticking

That’s a terminal emulator