What are protons and neutrons made up of? Quarks! You know what else is made up of quarks? My average sized penis.

I have no horse in this race but this shit made me ugly laugh.

Ahh, I said it when the ruling about certification being non-optional came out and I’ll say it again. Get absolutely fucked, traitorous fascists. Feels so good.

I don’t recall having brought any of that up? At any rate, it seems like whatever your occupation is, it’s pretty stressful. That sucks.

Woah hey now all I said was you probably had a busy day at work. A little weird to bring up bots and teams of bad actors dude, chill.

Ah so you were late to /c/politics. Well I suppose we all have busy days at work sometimes. You’ll get ‘em next time champ.

Unfortunately if I name this person there’s a good likelihood this discussion gets removed since the rules prohibit calling out bad faith actors, even the painstakingly obvious ones. So I’ll leave you with this: you needn’t look far to find that which you seek.

Omg 😱 you might be onto something!

You forgot to call me “friend” and channel punchable face energy with one of these 🤗 but I’ll give you an A for effort.

Solid plan.

Hmm… I wonder why a certain user who’s been posting non-stop about third-party candidates for the entire lifespan of their account chose to ignore this particular article. One would assume it’s important for the voting public to know about this, no?

You’re not wrong, but a part of me can’t help but think some other bombshell is going to drop soon. If someone (or multiple someones) had enough shares to move the price in a way that resulted in a trading halt, in my mind they’re more likely insiders. Assuming that people in his orbit would 100% engage in insider trading, I’m thinking they know something that’s not public information yet.

Get absolutely fucked, traitorous fascists.

SatansMaggotyCumFart is our resident S-tier shitposter who IMO aligns chaotic good. They 100% know Colbert’s actual political leanings and are just committing to the bit right now for a laugh.

Yeah, like I said, critical thinking is in short supply for that crowd.

No. Critical thinking skills preclude even entertaining the notion of voting third party, because critical thinking skills would lead one to comprehend how FPTP and the EC work, and realize the all-but-guaranteed mathematical impossibility of electing a third party president.

Anyone who proudly proclaims to vote third party is one of the following, without exception:

• an uninformed idealist, aka a useful idiot
• a bad actor
• an entitled jackass with zero disregard for the effects of their actions

In any of these cases, I wouldn’t trust these people with a butter knife let alone a ballot. But that’s not my call, so I call them out for what they are.

E: forgot a word

I’m ok with all of that. It furthers my goal of hitting the platform back in response to their predatory marketing practices and de facto monopoly. Also, I do support creators outside of youtube. In short, I don’t feel bad about any of this.

That would require them being capable of critical thinking, and anyone willing to vote third party clearly lacks in that department.

It is morally correct to adblock youtube.

Hell, cawthorn and his talk of cocaine and sex parties looks looks tame by comparison.

He’ll accept. We all saw this during the most recent debate. Just keep saying he’s scared to get under his skin and he’ll foam at the mouth and lash out.