This damn bot needs to be retired. I’ve never seen it in the positive number of upvotes. I’m aware I can block it, but I’ve decided not to because I need something in my life to siphon anger into

I know this is a low effort post and I usually try to avoid that, but:

Duh-doy

You’re probably just not consuming the right batshit crazy conservative echo chamber outlet

Even when read as sarcasm, your original comment is still cringe inducing

…during an overhead thunderstorm with metal helmet on

The mental gymnastics you are performing are gold medal worthy

Fuck off, nobody likes you

I had the same thought. Predicably, someone did ☝️

Whoever created this bot needs to just deactivate it. I only see it at the bottom of comment sections with negative votes. I get that I can block it, but it’s kind of fun to see how hilariously terrible it is from time to time. Fuck off bot!

To be fair, that’s an extremely fuckable couch

If that’s true it would be sad if it wasn’t just so damn funny

Ah yes, the classic defense of someone who is dead wrong but is too weak to admit it.

Because of course they do 🙄

Wait, what?

I pretty much disregard everything /u/givesomefucks posts. Most of his comments are garbage, extremely dumb, or seemingly troll attempts

Years ago, when projectors were common in conference rooms. Someone was giving a practice presentation before the real deal in front of 80+ audience members. It was just our team of 8 or so the room for the dry run. In the middle of the presentation, there was a terrifyingly loud POP sound as the bulb blew out in the projector. It scared the shit out of everyone in the room. We all laughed after the initial shock wore off.

One of my coworkers stepped up on a table to take a look at it. I was near him and I waited for silence in the room while he was fucking with the thing, and clapped my hands together very loudly, simulating the previous scare. He let out a shriek of terror and clutched his chest. Everyone laughed. Eventually he laughed as well, but said something like “damn, that scared me.” Within a week he had a legit heart attack.

He was ultimately okay, but I still think about it. I know I didn’t cause it, but for a long time I couldn’t shake the guilty feeling that I contributed to it. Oops. Sorry Ken.

Aneurysm posting. Maybe chill out on the drugs for a while?

I’m curious, how does it work?

Counterpoint: Considering the scale of Lemmy compared to reddit, it’s hard to strike a chord. Suspend your doubt and keep making music jokes on a regular cadence. Someday you’ll hit the right tempo and and reach harmony with other users who recognize it as your signature style.

lol