Please tell me no one here is dumb enough to believe this headline

So he’s ineligible to run again, then?

Decompensating?

Decomposing?

It’s more like throwing your vote in the garbage, with the electoral college, but thanks for revealing what you are so I can block you

False. Jill Stein has ties to Vladimir Putin and a republican marketing firm.

No shit

I will take your change of subject to mean you realize your argument was a loser.

You actually believe the headline?

Do you feel the same way about medicine and food?

Democracy, medicine and food all have the same goal, making life better.

Being against democracy is like criticising someone for eating or using antibiotics.

Are you just admitting to being a complete moron here?

Hey look it’s whataboutism

The sure sign that a person knows he’s a moron and trying to distract from the fact

If republicans could read, they’d be very upset.

Sebastian Stan as Trump?

He’s way too handsome for that role.

Text summary?

That happened well before his first presidential run.

Cops aren’t a good allegory for Turnip

Did one of them look too woke for the others?

Are any of our nukes couch-shaped?

Too tired. Very tired candidate.

Lots of people are saying it.

“He wouldn’t screw me over, of course, because I’m one of the good ones”

Don’t you think he looks tired?