jeffw@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 2 years agoDems Mock Trump as ‘Too Old’ to Run—Like He Did to Bidenwww.thedailybeast.comexternal-linkmessage-square245linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up10arrow-down1external-linkDems Mock Trump as ‘Too Old’ to Run—Like He Did to Bidenwww.thedailybeast.comjeffw@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square245linkfedilinkfile-text
Non-paywall link: 12ft.io/https://www.thedailybeast.com/democrats-mock-donald-trump-as-too-old-to-runlike-he-did-to-joe-biden?ref=home?ref=home
minus-squaremasterofn001@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoWhoever read this fortune forgot to add the mandatory “in bed” at the end. Now, we’re all fucked.
minus-squaredejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoFortune? No, we’re up against some real monkey’s paw shit at this point. Someone blurted out all five wishes at once without thinking, and here we are.
minus-squaremasterofn001@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoEveryone, quick, grab a lamp, a bottle, a vase, anything, and start rubbing. We’re gonna need tbose genie’s.
minus-squareTipRing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoNow we’re all fucked… in bed! That is my preferred location.
minus-squareSturgiesYrFase@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoIdk man, sometimes switching things up is nice, gets boring when you just do it in the same place all the time.
Whoever read this fortune forgot to add the mandatory “in bed” at the end.
Now, we’re all fucked.
Fortune? No, we’re up against some real monkey’s paw shit at this point. Someone blurted out all five wishes at once without thinking, and here we are.
Everyone, quick, grab a lamp, a bottle, a vase, anything, and start rubbing.
We’re gonna need tbose genie’s.
… anything?
You heard what I said.
Now we’re all fucked… in bed!
That is my preferred location.
Idk man, sometimes switching things up is nice, gets boring when you just do it in the same place all the time.