Donald Trump has taken his obsession with crafting falsehoods about Democratic nominee Kamala Harris to the next level, penning his own fan fiction on Tuesday about the vice president.
“What are the chances that Crooked Joe Biden, the WORST President in the history of the U.S., whose Presidency was Unconstitutionally STOLEN from him by Kamabla, Barrack HUSSEIN Obama, Crazy Nancy Pelosi, Shifty Adam Schiff, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, and others on the Lunatic Left, CRASHES the Democrat National Convention and tries to take back the Nomination.”
I can’t even.
What a weird thing to say
How Joe Biden Came Back For Me
A fan-created work by D. Trump.
Historically, he signed his self-fellating works as “John Barron”.
https://www.vice.com/en/2015/11/06/remembering-john-barron-donald-trumps-spokesman-alter-ego-116/
- Someone said
he’ll always be 0-1 to Joe and it’s driving him insane
- It’s what he would do if he were in Biden’s position.
Why does it sound like Trump comes up with his childish nicknames by consulting Garbage Pail Kids trading cards from the 80s?
Usually they suck but Meatball Ron was pretty funny.
If you told me that the last time Trump read something it was the text on a children’s toy in the 1980s, I wouldn’t have trouble believing it.
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Watching the mental decline in real time is pretty amazing. This will be in the history books for generations as what not to let happen again.
Judging by the rise of nazism again, it will be 2 generations
I hear disassociation is great for mental health at an advanced age.
Don’t interupt your enemy in the middle of making a mistake. This can only delay his ability to deal with the reality of the situation.
Simply Pavlovian conditioning. Right now he’s sputtering and can’t come up with cohesive attacks and narratives. Just scream about the last time things were good — ring that bell.
Trump’s memberberries
God he wants Joe back so bad. He was jilted at the altar.
Hell never get his rematch, he’ll always be 0-1 to Joe and it’s driving him insane. Let alone the fact that his new opponent is his kryptonite and killing him in his beloved “ratings”. He’s getting booed off stage and Democrats are filling arenas with people chanting “U.S.A”.
If anyone reads the writing on the wall to him, he might finally snap.
I really wish I could just whisper in trump’s ear
Biden beat you
No he cheated
Then he cheated better than you did
No I didn’t cheat
Then you where too stupid to get away with it
I hope she starts talking about the size crowds she pulls. He will blow his top!
They’ve already started:
Sweet.
Haha wow, the empty upper row.
I wish the bottom picture wasent so blurry because it took m3 a minute, but they probably had to grab it from a video.
he’ll always be 0-1 to Joe and it’s driving him insane
Ah, this is it, yes. Now I understand. Thanks.
This is the ultimate result of believing that perception is reality.
That’s a pretty weird thing to do.
Lol every time I read one of his headlines I now think ‘how weird can one person get?’ and he somehow finds a way to out do his record almost daily.
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I honestly think that happened in a dream of his, and he posted it because the dream made him happy.
In a rant rife with misspellings and baseless conspiracy, Trump wrote: “What are the chances that Crooked Joe Biden, the WORST President in the history of the U.S., whose Presidency was Unconstitutionally STOLEN from him by Kamabla, Barrack HUSSEIN Obama, Crazy Nancy Pelosi, Shifty Adam Schiff, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, and others on the Lunatic Left, CRASHES the Democrat National Convention and tries to take back the Nomination.”
The ex-president continued, “He feels that he made a historically tragic mistake by handing over the U.S. Presidency, a COUP, to the people in the World he most hates, and he wants it back, NOW!!!”
I don’t think Trump knows what the constitution is
Honestly that first quote reads like a bad AI impersonating trump, it’s that unhinged.
The second before he posted it, an SNL audience would have been in hysterics if someone did an impersonation of him and read that verbatim, as it would have come across as a comically flanderised version of the real him.
Alas, we continue through the bottom of the barrel beneath the one we started in
Insane to me this man is in serious contention for the Presidency of the United States in 2024.
I know Trump doesn’t know what the constitution is.
He swore to protect it and then violated the one law defined within it that an individual can break that has a prescribed punishment. Why we haven’t implemented the prescribed necktie outlined in the constitution I don’t know. I guess we just don’t want 100% of the people we’ve tried under that law to be white dudes? And also! What he did was 1000x worse than what John Brown did.
Why we haven’t implemented the prescribed necktie outlined in the constitution I don’t know.
I do: we have at least 34 Senators and 5 SC Justices who let him do it. It’s as simple as that. If he didn’t have either group of people in his pocket, he’d be in jail right now.
Why we haven’t implemented the prescribed necktie outlined in the constitution I don’t know.
Money buys success at the ballot box and the courts the vast majority of the time.
Holy… He’s live blogging his meltdown. *grabs popcorn*
At least he didn’t sell out to grammarly based on this spelling
The ex-president continued, “He feels that he made a historically tragic mistake by handing over the U.S. Presidency, a COUP, to the people in the World he most hates, and he wants it back, NOW!!!”
Sure sounds a lot like something he would do himself.
Kamabla
So he’s just going to once again decide that his Alzheimer’s word garbling was a purposeful thing he meant to do that’s now totally legitimate? I wonder if he decided that over some covfefe.
It might be a shot at making “kama-blah” stick, but it’s phonetically very odd with the spelling.
If he cared enough to say “L Y I N apostrophe” out loud, I don’t see why he’d leave off the H too.
He just can’t accept that someone willingly can give up power, I think this is very close to what he felt when the 2020 election was “stolen” from him.
And it’s funny how he can’t let Obama go from his mind, talk about living rent free…
Also worth noting, shouldn’t he be out doing appearances right now instead of drunk posting?
Dude doesn’t drink.
This is Trump sober.
What power? Didn’t Biden lose? \s
It is a sort of prize ribbon to have a schoolyard nickname in the unhinged rantings of this weird and demented old man.
Kamabla?
If that’s what he’s going with, he’s toast.
He has said it several times now. I’m still confused by it.
I’m guessing he made a typo but doesn’t want to admit it, so now he’s locked in.
Covfefe 2.0
Exactly what I was thinking. It’s a common pattern of his; he can’t ever be wrong, so when he fucks up he has to act like it was intentional.
This one is going to be extra funny though because his cult will immediately try to imitate it, and we’ll get to see them all stumbling over trying to pronounce “Kamabla”
You just made me realize, maybe that’s the point.
He generally refuses to say her name correctly, with the hard first ‘a’ instead of the flatter one. However when you use “blah”, it’s generally a flat ‘a’, and you’d almost never use that hard ‘a’ for “blah” unless you were being sarcastic. Anyways, when using “blah” like you should say her first ‘a’, he now shows he could say it right, he just refuses to.
Giving him too much credit there I think.
He’s deleted typos in the past. He had one tweet referring to “swampman bidan” that he deleted soon after and put the exact same tweet up with Biden’s name spelled correctly. But then again he left covfefe up, so who knows why his stable genius abrain makes the decisions it does.
He’s either trying to say she talks too much or she’s boring. Either way he’s asking his base to think too much. It’s weak
He feels he made a historically tragic mistake by handing over the U.S. Presidency, a COUP, to the people in the World he hates most, and he wants it back, NOW!!!
I honestly think he forgot what he was talking about halfway through the tweet, and started talking about himself in the third person (as he does) and how they “stole” the presidency from him.
So it was a coup but Biden immediately endorsed the person that coup’d him for… Reasons?
As ol’ Musky might say: “Interesting…”
Is he trying to get people to watch the democratic convention? I’m sure the democrats will be happy for more people to watch.
