• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    6 months ago

    Isla, She Wolf of the SS, is going to find out the hard way the bimbos are the first to get thrown under the bus in that party.

    • ameancow@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      I bet the fights, screaming matches, broken lamps, slammed doors and broken phones in the white house over the last week has been fucking glorious. I would pay thousands to be a fly on a wall there just to watch these unhinged freaks become unhinged freaks at each other when everything starts going off course.

      They thought it would be different by now. They expected more legal victories (it’s not covered but they’ve lost a LOT of ground in courts) and they thought they would have a stronger public mandate, they thought liberal, middle-class America would be looking at them like saviors and heroes by now, they thought their WWE fireworks and spectacle would win over more than the same, steady 28% - 30% of the country.

      But here we are, Trump is becoming unmanageable and may literally just DIE at any moment, they’ve made reverse progress getting JD Vance ready to take the reigns, and everyone is just staring at Miller, this egg-headed wormtongue that keeps feeding Trump schizoid lines because he’s basically just Elliot Rogers reincarnated. And now there are waves of rolling strikes going around, and the conservatives broadly are absolutely enraged about threats to their guns. Even the liberal nightly news is on network TV is outright saying Trump and his admin are making shit up. The tide is turning sharply.

      There is some satisfaction in all this.

  • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    6 months ago

    I mean… she’s not completely wrong, but she could have, you know, not have followed fascist orders too. All on them need to be held accountable

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    6 months ago

    Y’all really don’t understand that this headline is tailored for you.

    In Noem’s mind, this says “Kristi Noem Credits Her Actions to Trump and Stephen Miller.”

    She’s running to the MAGA safehouse. This isn’t “I was following orders.” This is “I was given orders, and look at how perfectly I followed them!”

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      “I was given orders, and look at how perfectly I followed them!”

      You can’t run to MAGA if you blame Trump for anything, they won’t accept it.

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    PeeWee Himmler is a student of Nazi Germany, and expected that Americans would fold up like Germans still recovering from WW1. He thought that murdering a few people in the streets would intimidate the entire country into staying in their houses. He doesn’t understand that Americans grow up hearing fables of Revolutionaries whooping the most powerful army in the world.

    Americans don’t get intimidated, they get angrier, and eventually they get ferocious.

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      And then we take a song you wrote to mock us and sing it as a celebration of that time we kicked your ass.

      The club of those who beat us includes only three members, two of which were proxy wars we ultimately weren’t willing to commit to. Not exactly a record that screams “easy target”

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      6 months ago

      All they’re doing is pissing off the people who already have guns, while convincing their political rivals to start buying guns.

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    6 months ago

    Kristi’s braincell: don’t say you were just following orders, don’t say you were just following orders…

    “It was Stephen!”

    Kristi’s braincell: nice 😎

  • Marty_TF@lemmy.zip
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    6 months ago

    shes evil, she knows shes evil, she enjoys that shes evil, but cant admit that shes evil bcs she knows everybody hates her.

    the essence of being a right-wing nutjob

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      I am equally shocked and completely unsurprised this wooden amalgamation of a parody of a human actually used the “I was just following orders” line. Not a dumb guard or a patrol agent or a desk clerk, but an actual Secretary of Homeland Security. (for whatever prestige or value is held in a position that was invented in 2003 because white people suddenly got scared of Muslims.)