We’re still in the worst timeline, but at least it’s occasionally hilarious.
So a guy on twitter made up a story about Vance admitting to fucking a couch in Hillbilly Elegy, which is verifiably false.
AP posts an article which says as much, but it’s titled ‘No, JDVance did not have sex with a couch’, which is a slightly different claim. Since they can’t affirmatively prove that Vance hasn’t ever fucked a couch, they took the article down.
And people took that and ran with it.
It’s funny and he can’t prove otherwise. I’m OK with it. It’s a stupid bullshit meme that doesn’t mean anything, but that’s fine.
This whole couch thing never ceases to produce new pieces of art:
…a faction of the internet believing Vance actually had sectional relations…
Look ma, I’m part of a faction!
Is this the fabled Gen Alpha humor I have heard so much about?
Art as it was intended
It loses a lot of its effectiveness since we’re already talking about the couch. It is better just posted in some random place, so that “COUCH” can burst into the scene unexpected, as was intended.
Facts have never been a problem for Republicans so J.D. Vance is a couch fucker regardless of what any fact checking says.
Folks could show up to rallies with a couch cushion bungee corded to their crotch just like the ear bandage thing.
Now I’m not saying JD is a couchfucker, it’s just really concerning that he HASN’T come forward to prove to us that he has fucked no couches.
I’m disappointed nobody has made this yet.
Where’s John Oliver when you need him.
Let’s not spread the rumor that JD Vance raped and killed a couch in 1990
And then tried to pin the murder on the Zodiac Killer, Ted Cruz.
You mean to tell me that Republicans are upset about a false story about someone they like?
Tell me more about Obama’s birth certificate.
Or the amusing assertion that Michelle was a guy.
People actually spent time photoshopping and uploading crotch bulges on the First Lady. Wild…
They STILL go on about this. Just saw some chud that’s an associate (not a friend) of the family talking about “Michael”. I swear most of them have a thing for trans and that’s what the obsession really boils down to…
I wonder how much hate over the last 100 years has been from closeted conservatives turned self-hating from a lifetime of strict moral browbeating from their peers, parents, and pastors.
Is it false though? I don’t think you can prove that.
Release the long-form LaZBoy receipt!
sectional relations
Phenomenal
JD Vance most definitely did not fuck a couch.
The couch fucked HIM
This is all just fucking stupid.
It’s pretty great judo. The hard right spews neverending bullshit as a weapon to erode the concept of truth and it’s ineffective to try to debunk or fact-check that noise. Ridicule lands well against fascism though.
It’s pretty fucking funny if you ask me
I would say being blatantly racist is stupid. This is just funny.
Couch fucker.
I heard he fucked it raw, no glove. Probably gave it Syphilis.
I mean, I’m not aware that JD Vance has denied having sex with a couch.
I recently saw a meme of JD Vance and a couch.
He likes the big black couch the most.
There’s always a camera, and they’re so nice to him there.
This meme with Donald Trump’s VP candidate has gotten out of hand.
Well if a couch was involved then it would be out of hand. I’ll believe* him when he comes out publicly with a statement saying that he have never had sex with a couch.
- as much as I would believe what any republican has said over the last 8 years
He would never go sofar as to publicly refute such an allegation. That might make his base question his sectionality, or up holster and figuratively shoot up his burgeoning political career.
Man, how long until the gloves cum off?
I think it depends on the couch. Some couches you’d want to leave the glove on, safety first.
