Here’s hoping you get to keep that wish, sir.
Jimmy Carter lives long enough to vote.
Dies.
The next day:
Fox News “Kamala Harris killed Jimmy Carter!”I assume he’s still registered in GA? We really need that vote.
Dude built half the state with his bare hands. He absolutely should get to vote there.
There’s a reasonable chance he’s been purged from the rolls.
Take that, time! Haha!
He should throw his hand in the ring. He’ll outlive all of us 😄
Carter '76
Damn it - he should run for president.
Literal ghoul
You’re no buttercup yourself, smoothskin
If this man doesn’t make it to 100 all is wrong in the world
Agreed. I’m still pretty bummed out that Betty White died 17 days shy of her 100th birthday. Hang in there Jimmy, we all need this!
Pretty sure she did it as a joke on purpose. You know there was a massive party planned and she was like “good luck suckers, I’m out!”
I don’t know how much say she had in it but that’s definitely her humor.
I don’t know, my grandmother pretty much decided to let go, and she was gone, and she was supposedly in relatively good health. I could believe it.
My dog! 👊
I’ve always said Jimmy would be prefarable to the current roaster of politicians, and I’m going to say it again.
It fucking sucks that both Carter and Bernie are so old and so ahead of their time. Give them 40 year old bodies and they’d be the future we need.
Give them perpetually 40 year old bodies and let them rule as two God-Emperors in repeating eight years cycles for each.
o7
First we had dead people voting, and now we have FUTURE dead people voting? S M H!
Fox headline: “Zombie Votes Tainting Election! Are the Desperate Dems digging up votes?”
The absolute madman
Man… If he dies immediately after voting…
That’d be metal af
I’d love to see the people that downvoted this show some bravery and explain what about it is unworthy of just ignoring and moving on.
