Glad to see the Dems doing meaningful opposition finally 🙄
Hey now, Vance already has a restraining order, he isnt allowed within 200 feet of sofas, ottomans or Ikeas.
Maybe he has a secret couch in the dog(ging)house.
What of Davenports
¡¡¡ LOVING DAVENPORTS IS NOT BEING COUCHOPHILE !!! …it’s called vintage-sofa phile 🫣 🛋️ 🤫 😍 🍆
“without her wedding ring”
She sees the J.D Kirk writing on the wall
And the family first people are going to eat it up when he ditches her
This is completely stupid. However, with optics being everything, I can’t imagine she didn’t have a single aid remind her to put it on, just in case she did forget. If she did, then it’s completely intentional and might actually mean something.
Nobody is infallible. It’s perfectly possible to miss a small detail. Though it does look suspicious
He already changed his name, his religion, his politics, ignored all his law schooling, and now seems like changing his wife. He will do whatever it takes to take power
$5 she gets deported to South Sudan for Christmas lol
Well, I’ve seen in SP that spouses of the first ladies are getting it on, so …
SP?
Sicilian Pravda?
Sorbet Parlors?
Soft Porn?
Serbian Polemics?
Swiss Poetry?
Severe Pessimism?
Southern Persia?
- service provider
- story point
- security police
- socialist party
- Sao Paulo
- spontaneous potential
- species
- service pack
- stored procedureWait, why tf am I guessing, I know this, it’s South Park.
Salty Persimmons?
Spare Parts?
Significant Pasteurisation?
Salacious Pragmatism?
Seven Pills?
Settled Pieces?
Startled Poltergeist?
Scalded Privates?
Serendipitous Pimples?
Spelled Poorly?
Sour Plums?
Sexual Prowess?
Semitic Principles?
Santa’s Profile?
Sextet Polka?
Salmon Pendant?
Saucy Politics?
Schadenfreude Pig?
Smithsonian Pedestal?
Soggy Pants?
Small Penis?
Shouted Preamble?
Sorting Place?
Shifty Panda?
Spandex Poll?
Sentient Pentagram?
Silent Parable?
Stationary Pigeon?
Smelly Pugilist?
Shoddily Preened?
Starter’s Pistol?
Symbiotic Parasite?
Self-Preservation?
Synergy Pyramid?
Soot Pole?
Semblance Provider?
Scunthorpe Party?
Smashing Pumpkins?
Seaside Porgy?
Steely Pumpernickel?
Storage Purpose?
Seemingly Perfect?We may never know
Couch sleeping? Dudes probably getting more nookie on the couch than he’s had in years with Usha.
*with the couch
In*
It’s with himself, but in the couch.
Yes, Dems, yes. Let the savage knuckle dragging cowards feel it.
Edit: For the bleeding hearts who feel this is above them, remember where Michelle Obama’s “When they go low, we go high” led us.
When they go low, start hitting below the belt until they cry foul.
Bonus, if you’re already punching them in the taint, they’ve just moved their teeth in your way now. Start kicking.
Rings don’t mean shit. This is nothing more than tabloid garbage.
