Lol. All your employees would fucking quit.
Please do. Keep making headlines for self-destruction.
And what about Gemini and Copilot?
Elon Musk making his team to roll out XOS, a Linux distro with Grok integration…
I wish more people would point out how we totally stole the word grackity thinks it makes him sound smart and well read. Also like he’s from the '70s lol
I wasn’t born until halfway through the 80s and know exactly where the word is from…but my reading habits tend toward that type of sci-fi, so I’m probably an outlier…
Do it. I dare ya. Keep digging. It’s fun watching the hole get deeper while you disappear into the darkness.
sighs
He’s still so fucking wealthy tho
Fine, I say we take every single bit of his hundreds of billions in $1 bills and bury it on top of him. I’m sure that weighs quite a bit
0.63 Empire State Buildings. So yeah, quite a bit.
Americans will use anything but metric as a unit of measurement.
A small boulder the size of a large boulder
I’m European
Then you should know better.
I always hate seeing that, then i remember i’ve used both football feilds and time to drive somewhere as units of distance. So yeah, we will use anything
Time is a perfectly valid unit of distance. Just look at light years. On Earth, I mostly use the unit of distance me-minutes
Interestingly, analysing distance in me-minutes reveals that spacetime is not flat, because a distant location on the train line can be much closer to me than something 5 km away but far away from public transit.
Living in Michigan I show distance by pointing to spots on my hand.
Yo, same. The mitten makes it easy.
No, no. Dig up, stupid!
It’ll get fun if he decides to cut Apple devices off Starlink.
Even funnier if Google also partners with a competitor, and Elon’s employees have to go back to flip phones
Not necessarily, my job used to have a flip phone that the sales team would use for after work calls, and it ran android.
Self-driving Cyber Phones with stainless steel cases that almost kind of fit, but not really.
And also are sharp enough to cut your hand if you hold it in the wrong way.
Ugh, enough about the cybertruck!
Cuts like a knife, don’t it?
The final hilarity would be Elon forcing Twitter to re-enable SMS based tweets, then hackers using it to fake tweets from Elon himself.
Do people just use the Starlink router without their own firewall behind it?
Never in my life have I ever used the AP/switch function of the supplied router. That fucking thing can live outside my network, I don’t trust an ISP to wipe their ass after shitting, let alone keep a router updated.
Apparently they’re just plug and play wifi, you have to pay for an adapter to connect Ethernet to it.
Yah, i had to get the Ethernet dongle before I’d use it.
When I heard about that I thought it was pretty condescending.
Like give me an Ethernet port so I can plug my shit into it without giving you more money for something that really should be included.
That’s like not putting door handles on a car.
I was pretty surprised and pissed off when it showed up and I couldn’t find a way to plug in a cable.
On the other hand, it’s the best internet I’ve had out in the ass end of nowhere.
I hear the speed is very dependent on how many people are using it nearby.
yay for net neutrality laws
Honestly, this is a good take, SatansMaggotyCumFart.
Sorry about that.
He already removed Disney+ from the screens on Tesla’s because they pulled advertising from Twitter.
Wait what? Did he really? I’ve driving my model 3 for 2 years and never noticed Disney± was missing. Now that I think about it, I didn’t notice it was there to begin with.
Like same fucking day.
Wow. Makes me regret buying the car more and more. Oh well.
This bumper sticker is almost meaningless unless you only bought an early Model S. It was pretty apparent even by the time the Model 3 came out Elon was a gigantic piece of shit, and would be running the company into the ground. Reminder that him calling a rescue diver a pedophile was 6 years ago, and that was only the most public first example of his douchebaggery.
Yeah I honestly have to admit I kinda liked him till that point. I didn’t know a lot about him. That was when he seemed like this lulzy shitposter who was gonna get us self driving cars and get something to mars.
in a small mousy voice out of the side of the mouth you can always sell it you know
I heard that mousy voice but sadly I can’t afford to sell it and as much as I hate to say it, it’s a great car.
I mean … ok … but you’re flying the fascists flag everytime you take that thing out on the road, doesn’t matter who you thought Musk was when you bought it, or your good intentions, sorry, womp womp
You should temporarily put a Disney+ sticker on your touchscreen and tell Musk that you hacked your Tesla and still have access to the streaming service.
Sort of. It’s there if you already had it. Otherwise it’s gone on new vehicles.
My model 3 still has it listed.
Who the fuck was watching Disney on their fucking car screen? Seriously… What?!
Sometimes you just have to wait and its handy. We’ve used it for multi hour ferry waits and or the rides if we don’t want to leave the vehicle.
Peoples kids.
It’s not on the screen, but if you go to Disney+ in the web browser the app will reappear.
I’m sure the richest company in the world is super worried about this threat.
Pigeon CEO. Flies in, shits on everything, then flies out.
Or like the one at my house, takes up a roost in a hanging flowerpot and refuses to leave even when you take the flowerpot down to do planting.
(Yes, this is happening right now, no we did not disturb mama bird’s nest, no need to send in the feds.)
The great thing about the prolonged Musk meltdown is that he always responds by doubling down. So the more he gets ridiculed, the more he throws these ridiculous tantrums. Won’t be long until we’re in the drug-fueled endgame
Oh look, this asshole is trying to start shit with Apple again.
Elon Musk claims Apple has threatened to remove the Twitter app
Hard to blame Apple. I mean, for a good chunk of time that app hardly had content standards at all. It was effectively unmoderated for a time due to bad management.
I wouldn’t either, except there wasn’t proof this was happening except Musk saying shit.
“Tim didn’t even ask me about Grok”
Elon contemplating an xPhone powered by crypto and NFTs.
With memes and fart sounds.
Musk the Butthurt Billionaire whines again. More news at 11.
Okay transphobe
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